My embarrasing experience with the MAGNUMXL

[Fullybuilt]

Ok, so im by no means a huge guy, but very thick. Kinda think of my Johnson as Branch Warren. A tad under average height, but much thicker than normal. Anyway, reg condoms have been killing me. So tight its uncomfortable and they break all the time. So my finace and I switched to regular Magnums. Work like a charm. Perfect fit but just a tad too tight on the bottom. But very doable. So, im in the store a few nights ago and see the Magnum XL's. I got a little cocky and got them. Roll it on, fits fine and my ego is through the roof. About 2mins into it, its making a "slopping" noise. Kinda sounded like air was trapped and trying to get loose. She gets on top and same thing happens. I get from behind after a few thrust, its looking a little baggy around the top. Then the jizz is running down a little more than it should from the resovior tip. She kinda looked at me afterwards like "ok, hotshot" LOL Thank GOD this is my finace and not some hooch back in the day. So beware guys, the MagXL is hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[HELLA SWOLE]

WTF???

 

[Fullybuilt]

The board needed a little spice. Too much boring talk. I figured i'd share a story. There's always the story about my Nair/asshole hair expierence, but I didnt wanna go tooooo far.

 

[Gavin Kane]

Damn-it FB, I can't believe I read that, lol. Have you been drinking again?

 

[Fullybuilt]

Damn-it FB, I can't believe I read that, lol. Have you been drinking again?

Its the BAIN.....makes me get all honest and shit

 

[BrooklynBB]

Ok, so im by no means a huge guy, but very thick. Kinda think of my Johnson as Branch Warren. A tad under average height, but much thicker than normal. Anyway, reg condoms have been killing me. So tight its uncomfortable and they break all the time. So my finace and I switched to regular Magnums. Work like a charm. Perfect fit but just a tad too tight on the bottom. But very doable. So, im in the store a few nights ago and see the Magnum XL's. I got a little cocky and got them. Roll it on, fits fine and my ego is through the roof. About 2mins into it, its making a "slopping" noise. Kinda sounded like air was trapped and trying to get loose. She gets on top and same thing happens. I get from behind after a few thrust, its looking a little baggy around the top. Then the jizz is running down a little more than it should from the resovior tip. She kinda looked at me afterwards like "ok, hotshot" LOL Thank GOD this is my finace and not some hooch back in the day. So beware guys, the MagXL is hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dude, you're not supposed to put the fucking thing on your foot!!

 

[K1]

The board needed a little spice. Too much boring talk. I figured i'd share a story. There's always the story about my Nair/asshole hair expierence, but I didnt wanna go tooooo far.

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[vitor]

I just stated buying those Finger Bandaid Glove type condoms, work so welll...

 

[Larry Bowie]

I just stated buying those Finger Bandaid Glove type condoms, work so welll...

yes, they can be found next to all the baby diapers and baby bottles. i get a box of those and a box of magnums. then i tell the cashier, these are for a friend (and point to the magnums) but THESE, these are for me (said all proud) and point to the finger condoms.

they think its just for joke, but i laugh last (i think)

 

[tflexxin]

thanks for that story. I'm going to go barf now.

 

[jawbreakerkid]

why the fuck would you post this?

 

[jrmuscle]

lol what the

holy shit bro. sounds like u need to downsize. lol ur a brave man telling a story like that

 

[Kahn]

Buy rubber gloves and cut the fingers off. Thats the most economical.

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

Next time just use some serran wrap and a hair dryer, wrap your winkie in it, then heat the serran wrap up with the hair dryer. Turns it into a instant "shrinkie dink"

 

[Hiramabiff]

Funny stuff bro..next time put ya balls in there too....Thinking you Mr. Huge and crap....That was funny!! You got to be a brother to wear those homey...lol ( Myth)

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Why not just come to terms with your small penis?

Wouldn't that require a lot less typing?

 

[gravityfighter]

Went to the Pharmacist asked for a condom ....he said that will be 2 dollars plus tax.....I said TACKS!...HELL WITH THAT I thought you ROLLED them on!

 

[Tzzz]

When i was 17 i went to the farmacist to get some condoms for the first time. You can imagine i was pretty shy so i politely asked for some, she gave me a pack, i payed and got the hell out of there. They were too small and i only used one .
A couple of months later i went to another farmacist, ... , i get home, take out the pack and what do i read... XXL.
Now i'm like 5ft8 so i kinda understood the first one but what the hell was the second one thinking .

 

[vitor]

I for one enjoy strange/funny post like this, we cant all be just work, workout, drink out shakes, inject our juice and talk about training.....

Now if u got drunk and took home a tranny that is one to keep to yourself...

 

[HUTCH]

I used a magnum once, it went in but never came out.....