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I haven't been laid in awhile. I'm a working single dad and I just haven't had the time... So when this red head from Tinder contacted me... I was like ok. She was only a few miles away. Called me up like dick service. She told me she was 160lbs goes to the gym all the time. So I didn't think nothing about her weight. I'm 190lbs. She's goes to the gym. I don't mind thick. It didn't seem unreasonable. Man this bitch had her skinny pictures up. Catfished me like a mf. I was already there. I'm like fuck it. She was drunk. I don't remember how my fingers got in her mouth but she showed me she had no gag reflex. I went to the gym b4 I got there because idk stupid me wanted to have a pump when I got there. This woman wore me the fuck out. 160 pounds my ass. Trying to hold up this women's legs and Jack hammer that ass at the same time had me quivering and shaking gasping for air... I felt like a linebacker trying to even budge her ass off the bed. At one point I had to hold on to the headboard so her legs didn't fall and throw me off the bed. I was cramping up dying. I couldn't breathe... Being on top of her when she breathed she could move me up and down. I bit off more than I could chew. I wore myself out real quick and I was thinking I shouldn't of went to the gym. This was cardio and weight lifting at the same time. So I'm thinking I need a break. Let's check out this gag reflex. So I tried to drag her to the side of the bed where I could hang her head off so I could try n dip my dick down her throat. Yeah I watch too much porn... I tried with one hand. I tried with two. I couldn't even move this bitch, Lol. I was done. Fuck this! I had no problem calling this woman out. Hey sweetheart. There's no way in hell your 160 pounds. She's like you calling me fat. Idc... You can call it butter and smear it all over your ass. There's no way in hell your 160 pounds. It shouldn't matter.. You should love me for who I am. You were 160 pounds on the phone. I just met you. She knew. Needless to say I wasn't her type anymore. Well likewise darling and on the way out she's like I don't like your Facebook page anyways. Yeah I know because all those women actually go to the gym and workout.
That was my Tinder experience. Next time I'm cammin 1st. Women made me feel weak and out of shape. I tried too hard too quick thinking I was going to kill it. That was the biggest woman I've ever slept with. Idk how to fuck those big women.
That was my Tinder experience. Next time I'm cammin 1st. Women made me feel weak and out of shape. I tried too hard too quick thinking I was going to kill it. That was the biggest woman I've ever slept with. Idk how to fuck those big women.