let me introduce myself
my name is buffman4,and i've been a member of several boards. many of you know me or at least know my humor, but for those of you who don't know me at all please read the following.
name: buffman4
location: my self-conceptualized reality
occupation: attorney/CPA
turn ons: quadrapalegics,nose hair,glen ford movies,silly putty,naval lint,nude gardening,pork rines,amphibian porn,beer bongs,hot tub bubble jets,milk duds,lava,lithium, korean cat meat merchants,drugged women.
turn offs: women who talk, wet socks, women with std's, sphincter rings,chicks with dicks,salivating,phlegm,foam cup bathing suits with attached skirt,visualizing fat women naked,shark attacks, webbed feet,oozing pus blisters,albinos,restraining orders,tape worms