NO you dont grind your teeth at the GYM.

[Putin]

Too many dentists think this happends. Try and pay attention when you workout. It looks like you might cuz you're making a face, but you're not grinding your teeth. If you ever try to, it HURTS like a bitch. I did once by accident and ouuuuuuuch.

BUT, most people dont realize that they GRIND THEIR TEETH AT NIGHT. Just like snorring, you just dont know that you do it until someone tells you. I have worn down my teeth and now I'm wearing a splint at night.

Once I had a one night stand with this chick in Australia and I actually heard her grind her teeth at night. It's more common that you think. Get a splint!

 

[Larry Bowie]

GREAT story

at work i was friends this girl, she's one of the guys, plays poker, xbox, talk about sex, how stupid girls are ect....

we would all go to the diner after work, then back to her place for poker or xbox

on the nights that nobody else would go back to her place, i would, and we'd watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force (going to see the movie friday, should be legendary)

anyways, everyone thought we were having sex for months... and we weren't. i stayed over a few times, but we didnt have sex, just cuddled.

well, the one night we do, and the condom breaks, so we have to go to the ER and get the morning after pill.

the Dr is asking her about her cycle and blah blah and asks if she has any other health issues, she comments that she has TMJ and she her jaw is locking up, esp in the morning.

the nurse that's doing the paperwork stops writing and looks over at me

DR asks her if she grinds her jaw at night, she says she doesnt know.

the DR asks me "how often does she do this at night?"

my reply: "i dont know, last night was the first time i slept with her!"

so the nurse covers her mouth and tries not to laugh, the DR is grinning ear to ear...

it was totally unrelated, she didnt go down on me, and she was always complaining about her jaw, but i had to say that.... totally put her out there. yes, i got punched in the arm, but it was funny as hell!!

the look on their faces... omg.. priceless

imagine from thier point of view, she looked like a total whore... comes in for lock jaw and the morning after pill after a night with a one night stand... hahahaha.. i love it!!

we still laugh about it now.... god, that was like 3 years ago

 

[VanR__]

I've been wearing a mouth piece lifting for years now.

 

[Chrysler]

I think when I'm working out is the only time I don't grind my teeth. Not sure how you could breathe properly and grind your teeth simultaneously.

 

[Putin]

lol that's some funny shit Larry.

 

[Tyrone]

at work i was friends this girl, she's one of the guys, plays poker, xbox, talk about sex, how stupid girls are ect....

we would all go to the diner after work, then back to her place for poker or xbox

on the nights that nobody else would go back to her place, i would, and we'd watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force (going to see the movie friday, should be legendary)

anyways, everyone thought we were having sex for months... and we weren't. i stayed over a few times, but we didnt have sex, just cuddled.

well, the one night we do, and the condom breaks, so we have to go to the ER and get the morning after pill.

the Dr is asking her about her cycle and blah blah and asks if she has any other health issues, she comments that she has TMJ and she her jaw is locking up, esp in the morning.

the nurse that's doing the paperwork stops writing and looks over at me

DR asks her if she grinds her jaw at night, she says she doesnt know.

the DR asks me "how often does she do this at night?"

my reply: "i dont know, last night was the first time i slept with her!"

so the nurse covers her mouth and tries not to laugh, the DR is grinning ear to ear...

it was totally unrelated, she didnt go down on me, and she was always complaining about her jaw, but i had to say that.... totally put her out there. yes, i got punched in the arm, but it was funny as hell!!

the look on their faces... omg.. priceless

imagine from thier point of view, she looked like a total whore... comes in for lock jaw and the morning after pill after a night with a one night stand... hahahaha.. i love it!!

we still laugh about it now.... god, that was like 3 years ago

Now that's a good one!
Wish I could have been in the office at the time...

 

[Caladin]

I wear a guard when I sleep!

 

[Larry Bowie]

the ER doc

told her to get fitted for a mouth piece

its pretty common from what i undertand.

i dont grind my teeth. i'm a foot tapper and i get muscle tension.

 

[VNV]

at work i was friends this girl, she's one of the guys, plays poker, xbox, talk about sex, how stupid girls are ect....

we would all go to the diner after work, then back to her place for poker or xbox

on the nights that nobody else would go back to her place, i would, and we'd watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force (going to see the movie friday, should be legendary)

anyways, everyone thought we were having sex for months... and we weren't. i stayed over a few times, but we didnt have sex, just cuddled.

well, the one night we do, and the condom breaks, so we have to go to the ER and get the morning after pill.

the Dr is asking her about her cycle and blah blah and asks if she has any other health issues, she comments that she has TMJ and she her jaw is locking up, esp in the morning.

the nurse that's doing the paperwork stops writing and looks over at me

DR asks her if she grinds her jaw at night, she says she doesnt know.

the DR asks me "how often does she do this at night?"

my reply: "i dont know, last night was the first time i slept with her!"

so the nurse covers her mouth and tries not to laugh, the DR is grinning ear to ear...

it was totally unrelated, she didnt go down on me, and she was always complaining about her jaw, but i had to say that.... totally put her out there. yes, i got punched in the arm, but it was funny as hell!!

the look on their faces... omg.. priceless

imagine from thier point of view, she looked like a total whore... comes in for lock jaw and the morning after pill after a night with a one night stand... hahahaha.. i love it!!

we still laugh about it now.... god, that was like 3 years ago

Haha, awesome. Well-told story too. Good delivery and all. Made my night!

 

[Larry Bowie]

Haha, awesome. Well-told story too. Good delivery and all. Made my night!

its no "story time by Lats" but i try.

speaking of, search for his latest thread about his neighbors kid riding on a bike with a motor attached to it and the dumbass getting towed in the wagon.

THAT, my friend, is a well told tale.

it makes me pee myself

 

[Larry Bowie]

nevermind searching

i loved it so much i had to go back and find it so i could read it again!!!


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