O/T CAT HAD A ROUGH WEEK.

[JETHRO TULL]

I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND A KITTEN A WHILE BACK AND NOW THE LITTLE GUY IS ABOUT 8 MONTHS OLD SO.....WE DECIDED TO GET HIM 'FIXED' SO HE WOULDN'T START MARKING HIS TERRITORY. URINATING ON EVERYTHING OR WHATEVER....
ANYWAY, THAT WAS DONE AND HE'S BEEN TOO SORE TO JUMP UP ON THE BED, COUNTERS, ETC. HIS NAME IS 'LOSER' ....I KNOW, BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN 'DIPSHIT' WHICH IS WHAT I'D BEEN CALLING HIM FOR SOME TIME. HE'S BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BETTER AND STARTED GETTING A LITTLE MORE PLAYFUL..... BUT THAT CHANGED YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS DOING LAUNDRY. I HAD WASHED JEANS AND SOME TOWELS...A LARGE LOAD. I SEPARATED THE JEANS, DRYED THOSE AND LEFT THE TOWELS FOR LATER AS I DIDN'T WANT TO OVERLY STRESS OUR DRYER WITH 100LBS OR WET, HEAVY, STUFF. WHEN I TOOK THE PANTS OUT OF THE DRYER AND THEN THREW IN THE REMAINING TOWELS....THE CAT MUST HAVE JUMPED IN THERE DURING THE TRANSITION. NOT GOOD. I SHUT THE DRYER, TURNED IT ON HIGH AND STARTED VACCUMING. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF....".WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT BANGING SOUND...I DIDN'T PUT ANY TENNIS SHOES IN THERE?"....ABOUT 30 SECONDS HAD GONE BY...UPON INVESTIGATION I DISCOVERED OUR CAT HAD ONCE AGAIN GONE THROUGH SOME TRAUMA. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR TO THE DRYER HE LET OUT A PLAINTIVE YOWL AND I SNATCHED HIM OUT! I SAT HIM DOWN AND STARTED PETTING HIM....SHIT I FELT HORRIBLE.....HE THEM STARTED WALKING AROUND AND WAS APPARANTLY PRETTY DIZZY AND JUST TIPPED OVER. HE'S OKAY.....LUCKILY I HEARD HIS LITTLE BODY BANGING AROUND IN THERE! HE'S BEEN GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT AROUND HERE LATELY....MY GIRL AND I SPOIL THE HELL OUT OF THE POOR LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S HAD A TOUGH WEEK. AS YOU CAN SEE, NOT WORKING HAS GOT ME FASCINATED BY THE MOST BASIC ENTERTAINMENT!

 

[Iabadman]

JT ..........funny story .....poor kitty .....Anyway I hope things are well and life is good ......Did you and your girl get married yet ? Your Family all good ? How is your girls dad ? [ I think he might be sick ? ] I just wanted to say I have admiration for you . You have such a great job [ probally most important there is next to being a parent ] , you seem to have a great girl and family , as well a great physique on the outside and seem to be one heck of a quality person on the inside .[ that is what matters most IMO] Well , I just thought I would say hey and that I am glad we crossed paths on this board . [ absolutly great people here and you are definatelly one of them ] Be good to your kitty , sounds like he deserves some cat nip ....lol

 

[BigBoyJ]

CAT KILLER!!! That was funny stuff, man. I never liked cats, but even I wouldn't put one in the dryer. You cruel bastard.

Just messin' with ya my friend.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

IABADMAN! THANKS......THAT MADE MY DAY!

I JUST GOT OFF THE TREADMILL AND READ THAT.....EVERYONE SHOULD GET A KIND WORD LIKE THAT TO START THE DAY!

NEVER HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED...I GUESS IT'S CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS TELL ME "DON'T DO IT!" HAHAHA....SHE ISN'T IN A BIG HURRY EITHER! THINGS WITH THE FAMILY ARE GOOD. I AM COMING UP HERE ON... THREE WEEKS WITH NO 'SUPPLEMENTS' CAUSE I HAD SOME NEGATIVE VALUES ON THE OLD LIVER....SO I AM MAKING SURE I DON'T END UP ON THE SICK SIDE. DID YOUR BROKEN ARM HEAL UP? MUST MAKE IT A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO HAVE GOOD WORKOUTS!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

LOL...I'VE NEVER REALLY WANTED AN ANIMAL IN THE HOUSE..PERIOD!

CAT KILLER!!! That was funny stuff, man. I never liked cats, but I even I wouldn't put one in the dryer. You cruel bastard.

Just messin' with ya my friend.

BUT.....WE WERE BOTH RAISED OUT IN THE COUNTRY AND SHE REALLY LOVES ANIMALS... HAD HORSES, COWS, CATS, DOGS, AND EVEN PIGS! SHE'S HUNG IN THERE WITHOUT A PET FOR 7 OR SO YEARS SO ...I KNUCKLED UNDER AND GOT HER A KITTEN. UNFORTUNATELY, I AM A PUSS AND HAVE GROWN ATTACHED TO THE LITTLE SHIT AS WELL. FIRST HE GETS HIS BALLS CUT OFF AND THEN HIS BRAINS GET BASHED AROUND IN THE DRYER.....I STILL FEEL AWFUL. I MADE HIM A BED THIS MORNING ON A BIG STACK OF BLANKETS AND PILLOWS SO HE'D BE COMFORTABLE WHILE HE WATCHES MY FAT ASS WALK ON THE TREADMILL. I AM THE TERROR OF TRUSTING ANIMALS, SMALL CHILDREN, AND OLD WOMEN!

 

[Jrflex10er]

LOL pretty soon jethro you'll be getting the cat a little gucci collar and a gucci bad to put him in. lol Kitten's aren't that bad. They are fun to play with.

 

[PHIL HERNON]

JT

How did the blood tests come out?

 

[rAJJIN]

Jethro

Damn I bet that felt good on his freshly cut out noutz,lol HAHAHA
I dont know which is funnier..the poor kitten or picturing your Bigass
doing the laundry and then having to explain to the Wifey what you had done.

 

[Iabadman]

Jt .....What Phil said ? I am glad what I said made you feel good as that was my intent and sincerly ment it as well . My arm healed am back into serious training [ clean like you ] , I have completly changed my look and I am liking it . Going back to my old look .[ ala Bob Paris .....not the biggest but look pretty good] I am battling some injuries that really suck at the moment . Slightly torn pec , damaged rotator cuff , injuried biceps and forearm extender muscle......my upper body is trashed .....it sucks but I am training the best I can ......I am going to get down to 6% or so and try to hold for awhile .......I am done trying to be a beast .....I will leave that for you ....lol ! I am glad things are good ......stay in touch and keep up with your great posts . [ let us know how your health is you big country boy .....in fact that is your new nickname .." BIG COUNTRY "......lol! Later BC !!!!!

 

[C_Horse]

Nice move

I just got off the phone with PETA.

They say you shouldn't put a cat in the dryer. Also, naming him Loser is bad for his self esteem. On the plus side, cutting off his nuts is apparently ok.

By the way, I can relate somewhat. When I was a kid I had a beloved parakeet. I sucked him up in the vacuum cleaner. It was pretty traumatic but we both survived.

 

[Mr Pickles]

on another board.... one of the girl's boyfriends did laundry and killed the cat... the cat jumped into the laundry basket to sleep and he tossed it into the dryer... he opened it and there was blood everywhere....

i'm glad you pulled dipshit out before that happened

 

[JETHRO TULL]

I WAS GOING TO POST A PIC BUT THE FILE WAS TOO LARGE.

JRFLEXR- HE ALREADY HAS A HARNESS...HOW GAY IS THAT? SHE CAN WALK HIM WITH NO FEAR HE WILL GET AWAY? HAHAHAHA

 

[JETHRO TULL]

I GO IN ON MARCH 21ST TO GET THE TEST REDONE.

How did the blood tests come out?

IT WILL BE GOOD TO KNOW FOR SURE......TO BE HONEST IT WORRIES THE HELL OUT OF ME. I AM GLAD WE TALKED ABOUT MY RESULTS AND YOUR ENCOURAGE MENT TOWARD GETTING ADDITIONAL TESTING DONE. I AM SUCH A FREAK ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT ANYWAY.....I'D HAVE PROBABLY GOT IT DONE REGARDLESS, BUT YOU DROVE THE POINT HOME WITH THE EXAMPLES OF MATARAZZO, PRINCE, FLEX ETC.....NO DOUBT EVERYONE TOLD THEM THEY WERE 'JUST FINE' AS WELL. I'LL CALL YOU UP AND BUG YOU WITH MY BORING LIFE ONCE I FIND OUT THE RESULTS.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

RAJIN...MY ASS PROBABLY WON'T BE BIG FOR MUCH LONGER!

Damn I bet that felt good on his freshly cut out noutz,lol HAHAHA
I dont know which is funnier..the poor kitten or picturing your Bigass
doing the laundry and then having to explain to the Wifey what you had done.

THIS WHOLE 'BREAK' FROM ALL SUPPLEMENTS THING SORTA SUCKS.....I AM IN THE SAME HORMONAL CONDITION AS OUR CAT! LUCKILY I WAS ONLY TAKING A FEW PINKS SO I DON'T HAVE FAR TO FALL. HAHAHA

 

[JETHRO TULL]

HOLY CRAP! YOU DO HAVE SOME INJURIES......

Jt .....What Phil said ? I am glad what I said made you feel good as that was my intent and sincerly ment it as well . My arm healed am back into serious training [ clean like you ] , I have completly changed my look and I am liking it . Going back to my old look .[ ala Bob Paris .....not the biggest but look pretty good] I am battling some injuries that really suck at the moment . Slightly torn pec , damaged rotator cuff , injuried biceps and forearm extender muscle......my upper body is trashed .....it sucks but I am training the best I can ......I am going to get down to 6% or so and try to hold for awhile .......I am done trying to be a beast .....I will leave that for you ....lol ! I am glad things are good ......stay in touch and keep up with your great posts . [ let us know how your health is you big country boy .....in fact that is your new nickname .." BIG COUNTRY "......lol! Later BC !!!!!

MY LAST BLOOD TEST SORTA INDICATES MY LIVER IS PROBABLY SWOLLEN, SCARRED, AND TOXIC! I AM NOT SURE ABOUT IT THOUGH AS I HAD BEEN TAKING NIACIN 1500MGS PER DAY, EPHEDRINE, AND HAD JUST WORKED OUT BEFORE HAVING THE BLOOD DRAWN. IF THOSE FACTORS ARE NOT CAUSING THE SEVERELY HIGH LIVER ENZYME LEVELS SHOWN...THEN I AM GOING TO SEE A SPECIALIST AND FIND OUT THE BAD NEWS. UNTIL THEN I AM POUNDING DOWN THE MILK THISTLE, DANDELION, AND TAURINE....DRINKING MY NORMAL GALLON OF WATER AND TAKING FISH OIL. I AM CERTAINLY NO BEAST.....I AM JUST HOPING NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME....I WAS EVEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ON A REAL CYCLE AND GETTING BIG. SCREW THAT THOUGH...I'D RATHER BE SKINNY AND ALIVE!
THANKS FOR BEING WILLING TO HELP FOLKS OUT HERE ON THE BOARD, IABADMAN.....AS YOU KNOW, LIFE IS PRECIOUS, SOME LITTLE THING LIKE A POSTIVE MESSAGE HERE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO IS FEELING A LITTLE LOW!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

CHORSE....I AM A MEMBER OF PETA! HAR, HAR...

I ACTUALLY LIKE THE BIRD STORY.......NOW THAT IS FUNNY!

MR. PICKLES.......IF I HAD ACTUALLY LEFT THE CAT IN THERE FOR 40 MINUTES I GUESS IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. CAN YOU IMAGINE? I WAS VACUUMING SO IT'S LUCKY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

 

[Jrflex10er]

I can't imagine you vaccuming...the vaccum must like small in those hands.

 

[MikeS]

Just to make sure you got the sequence straight...you did put him in the WASHER first, right? First the washer, THEN the dryer.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

HAHAHA.....YEAH, CAUSE CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS!

Just to make sure you got the sequence straight...you did put him in the WASHER first, right? First the washer, THEN the dryer.

MIKE, THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT THE OTHER DAY. THE SURVIVAL GEAR NOW HAS ME READY FOR MY NEXT MISSION! LET THE TERRORISTS BEWARE!

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE HAD TO TAKE THAT CAT TO THE VET CLINIC TONIGHT....HE HAS A TEAR IN HIS STOMACHE ....THE LITTLE SHIT WAS DRAGGING ASS ALL DAY AND LICKING HIMSELF CONSTANTLY...SO WE HAD A CLOSE LOOK AND HE HAS A DIME SIZED HOLE IN HIS SKIN....NO BLOOD....THE VET IS KEEPING HIM OVERNIGHT AND STITCHING HIM UP. HIS SCROTUM IS HEALING UP JUST FINE.......I SUPPOSE THERE IS SOMETHING SHARP HE GOT HIMSELF HUNG UP ON DURING ONE OF THOSE TRIPS AROUND AND AROUND.....

IT NEVER ENDS.

 

[Jrflex10er]

awww that poor kitty...you better get a coat for the poor thing so the other kitties won't make fun of his stitchs