Here you go BBA....Give this letter to her.
For the ex-wife/gf
A letter written by a heartbroken man to his estranged partner
Dear "Your Girls Name":
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during
Our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left,
I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded
little boy in me talking.
Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact.
In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to
me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a
lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care
about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long
as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And
this is what my heart says... "There's no one like you, "Audrey."
I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but
they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this
girl at Flamingo's and brought her home with me. I don't say this to
hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.
She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only
youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean,
just a perfect body. Jugs you wouldn't believe and an ass like a tortoise shell.
Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought,
look at the stuff we've made important in our lives.
It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make
Her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes. But you see what I'm getting
at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than
my moderately attractive Audrey? I doubt it. And I'd never really
thought of that before.
I Don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd
tossed her about a half a pint of throat yoghurt, I found myself
thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless
technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some niggling
feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel
the same because you weren't there, Audrey, to watch.
Do you know what I mean?
Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Audrey, I'm just going
crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.
Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at Pontins last year?
Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagne. She said she
figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around.
I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real
story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know
we're banging away in our old bedroom.
And this tart's a total monster in the sack.
She's giving me everything, you know like a real woman does when
she's
not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can
hear us. And all of a sudden she spots that tilting mirror on your
grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right,
so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad too.
'Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Audrey ever put the mirror on the floor?
We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it
as a sex aid."
Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining
order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head
on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful
time. She's given me lots of good counsel about you and about women in
general.
She's pulling for us to get back together, Audrey, She really is.
So we're drinking in a hot bath and talking about happier times.
Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do
Is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that
Just about makes me cry.
And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing and
That gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about
trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us.
But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby
sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you?
It's true, Audrey. In your heart you know it. Don't you think we
Could start over?
Just wipe out all the grievances and start fresh?
I think we can. If you feel the same please please please let me
know, otherwise, can you let me know where the Sky remote control is.
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