O/T...I GOT A NEW JOB!!

Tom · Nov 9, 2012

I am now officially an elephant de-constipator!!

Tuna · Nov 9, 2012

That is a shitty job!

nickels · Nov 9, 2012

Is he wearing a scuba mask, or does he just take deep breaths?

Big Vin · Nov 9, 2012

I know a guy who used to jack off horses for a living. True story.

triathloncoach · Nov 9, 2012

This board needs a censorship committee.

johnjuanb1 · Nov 9, 2012

My boss told me she was going to give me a blow job tonight. I sure hope it pays better than my current job.

Tom · Nov 9, 2012

triathloncoach said:
This board needs a censorship committee.

Well that's gratitude for you. The tail holder-upper guy is retiring and I recommended you!! We coulda been a team!

triathloncoach · Nov 9, 2012

Tom said:
Well that's gratitude for you. The tail holder-upper guy is retiring and I recommended you!! We coulda been a team!

I will send you my resume. Maybe running away and joining the circus is the answer.

Creed428 · Nov 9, 2012

now i wonder what kind of education is required for a position like that

pesty4077 · Nov 9, 2012

Creed428 said:
now i wonder what kind of education is required for a position like that

Probally one of those fake online diplomas that are not worth a crap.

pimpman · Nov 9, 2012

holly shit

no one will ever take him serious they tell him his full of crap

pimpman · Nov 9, 2012

it will be pretty shitty if he had to work over time

Ulamalop · Nov 10, 2012

Big Vin said:
I know a guy who used to jack off horses for a living. True story.

"Teasing Foals"...I lived in Lexington KY for a couple of years and met a dude who did this for a living. Would pull down over 100K oer year for about 20 hours worth of work. Breeders prefer to use certain people when they have millions in stud rights on the line. Still....was too effin funny to hear though.