O/T OMG worst ball story ever

[sup]

My Saturday night sucks.

I'm sitting here reading a thread about horrific testicle injuries.

LOL sorry to hear that

I would complain too but wifey was feeling catty this evening so I have NOTHING to complain about anymore.....

http://wwtdd.com/ here is some entertainment... hope that helps

 

[terryd5150]

Thanks for the help!

LOL sorry to hear that

I would complain too but wifey was feeling catty this evening so I have NOTHING to complain about anymore.....

http://wwtdd.com/ here is some entertainment... hope that helps

Paris Hilton actually looks hot in that pic.

I guess I can't complain too bad...I've been at work this whole time (while i've been roaming around here at ProM!).

 

[Twenty of Four]

So, i've thought i've heard a few bad ones in my day. Old buddy of mine was a prison gaurd and some child molestor was raped by 3 dudes, then they reached behind him, grabbed his sack and just crushed it. Guy had to go on hormone meds and everything. So, today im training this old due who faught in Nam. He's telling me stories,etc.. and said one of the guys hooked up with some prostitue over there. Got a bj for about 5min, then pulled her pants down and BAMMMMM Shanghi suprise sitting right there. The old due told me his buddy was a pretty big dude too. He started freaking out and grabbed this trannys junk. Were talking all of it. Balls,sack,dick, all of it. And just started pulling and ripping it. Took like 3 hard tugs and just ripped everything off. The tranny immediately passed out and they all bailed. I guess one of the guys ratted him out later and he was discharged and some other shit happened. Anyway, I almost puked when I heard that. It must go down in history as the most pain ever created to a human.

reminds me of sin city where that green guy got his junk ripped off

 

[nosmas]

Last weekend, my best buddy was in an MMA fight in Vegas against a pretty good fighter who was 11-1. My buddy took some shots but was kickin his ass. His apponent KNEW it was a matter of time and that he was running out of gas so guess what his next move was.................a hard kick right to the groin. They gave my friend five minutes to try and come back but he just couldnt. NO CONTEST was the final result. Fight is televised but I dont know when or where. What a chump!