O/T Spider bite in my damn butthole

GoneForever · Apr 30, 2009

You know I got some aweful damn luck. Shit keeps happening left and right to me lately. Job hunting, broke, etc... and now to top it off I wake up this morning with this unreal itch in my damn asshole and it turns out its a spider bite. And taking a dump is the worst thing possible. What else, seriously, I mean come on God bring it on.

617ricky · Apr 30, 2009

How did you figure out it was a spider bite?? Sucks bro.

Doomed Messiah · Apr 30, 2009

Macro · Apr 30, 2009

fourthgen said:
You know I got some aweful damn luck. Shit keeps happening left and right to me lately. Job hunting, broke, etc... and now to top it off I wake up this morning with this unreal itch in my damn asshole and it turns out its a spider bite. And taking a dump is the worst thing possible. What else, seriously, I mean come on God bring it on.

this seems to be the season, you are the third person today have heard complaining of this. (spider bite, not location)

lookatpicture · May 1, 2009

Sooo.....can you shit spiderwebs?

Ashop · May 1, 2009

fourthgen said:
You know I got some aweful damn luck. Shit keeps happening left and right to me lately. Job hunting, broke, etc... and now to top it off I wake up this morning with this unreal itch in my damn asshole and it turns out its a spider bite. And taking a dump is the worst thing possible. What else, seriously, I mean come on God bring it on.

You talk about an odd incident

Not a real good spot for a spider bite

rford78 · May 1, 2009

fourthgen said:
You know I got some aweful damn luck. Shit keeps happening left and right to me lately. Job hunting, broke, etc... and now to top it off I wake up this morning with this unreal itch in my damn asshole and it turns out its a spider bite. And taking a dump is the worst thing possible. What else, seriously, I mean come on God bring it on.

yeah it does happen a lot man.....especially if those little f8ckers confuse your dingleberries with insects (food !)

freddyz · May 1, 2009

You been to a Doctor? Staph infections/MRSA sometimes misdiagnosed as spider bites.

GoneForever · May 1, 2009

No way im going to the doc for this. I'd rather take the chance of an infection. Luckly im a pretty metro guy so there is no hair in my ass,etc.. LOL and I keep things pornstar clean. Its on the edge of the butthole(i dont know how the little fucker got in there) Im just gonna clean it like 8x per day and put neosportin on it with a bandage. Gonna also not eat a ton the next few days to prevent bathroom trips.

mike1107 · May 1, 2009

Paul Bunyan · May 1, 2009

fourthgen said:
No way im going to the doc for this. I'd rather take the chance of an infection. Luckly im a pretty metro guy so there is no hair in my ass,etc.. LOL and I keep things pornstar clean. Its on the edge of the butthole(i dont know how the little fucker got in there) Im just gonna clean it like 8x per day and put neosportin on it with a bandage. Gonna also not eat a ton the next few days to prevent bathroom trips.

Let me guess, you were sleeping naked and ass up? LOL, just busting your taint.

PB

Gunsmith · May 1, 2009

Be sure that its a spider bite and honestly thats not a likely place to get bit. Even if you sleep nude and are resonably still when you sleep the effort that would be involved for a spider to crawl between your cheeks would prevent it from wanting to get in their. Spiders are typicaly not realy "social" critters and will avoid things that could cause them harm , like getting squished between your ass cheeks.

Ticks on the other hand will try as hard as possible to get into tight spots like your butt cheeks underarms crotch line and such and alot of ticks are very very small , seed and deer ticks and very very small and typicaly go unnoticed untill they have caused an infection and deer ticks are a major carrier of Lime .

I'd certainly get to a Dr to seem what he can see , a rectal infection is realy not somthing you want to deal with and nearly impossible to keep clean.

Metal · May 1, 2009

I KNEW Spiderman was a homo! LOL He gave you the Spidey-pes ( herpes ) lol just joking. Were ya sleeping face down ass up or were you dreaming you were wrestling a gorilla!

j8282 · May 1, 2009

It never amazes me what you can read on here. This literally made my day. I was laughing so hard as I was reading it to my wife. She said why would someone tell someone about that happening. Sorry bro but thanks for making my day. Oh yeah Spiderman being a homo cracked me up too.

railslave · May 1, 2009

holy butthole spiderman

Gators · May 1, 2009

Broke Back Spider Mountain

GoneForever · May 1, 2009

I hope its a freakin spiderbite. Has all the signs of one. Maybe its a mesquito bite. Its a lump that itches and is slightly red but cant be popped like a zit and when I stuck a slin pin in it I just got a little clear ooze kinda like what a spider bite does. It happened earlier this morning and it almost seems a tad better now with all the cleaning and neosportin i've been putting on it. We'll see what happens tomorrow. My fat ass had a cheat meal last night and probably got crumbs in the bed which may have caused this. I wish it would have bitten my wife there instead of me. She hardly shits at all and doesnt do squats so its not fair it happened to me.