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I have disposed of all 1/2 pins and only keep 1 and 1.5 so as not to even be tempted. I am actually a bit scared with the 1 inch except in thighs.
Another "lump" story from this week:
One of my employees missed this week of work. English is not his first language. We communicate great in person, but not as well on the phone. He told me he had a problem with his butt and could not work. He then said he had a pain in his butt.
HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PUT HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ON THE PHONE TO DESCRIBE THE PAIN "IN HIS BUTT". AWKWARD.
Turns out to be an abscess "on", not a pain "in" his butt. He thin proceeds to tell me he was going to "SEND ME A PICTURE OF THE ABSCESS BY HIS BUTT HOLE so I could see it, but "don't show anybody". Uh, No Thanks! Geez.
He is better now and says he will be working Monday. I hope he doesn't drop trou on the the job site.
PWood
Another "lump" story from this week:
One of my employees missed this week of work. English is not his first language. We communicate great in person, but not as well on the phone. He told me he had a problem with his butt and could not work. He then said he had a pain in his butt.
HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PUT HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ON THE PHONE TO DESCRIBE THE PAIN "IN HIS BUTT". AWKWARD.
Turns out to be an abscess "on", not a pain "in" his butt. He thin proceeds to tell me he was going to "SEND ME A PICTURE OF THE ABSCESS BY HIS BUTT HOLE so I could see it, but "don't show anybody". Uh, No Thanks! Geez.
He is better now and says he will be working Monday. I hope he doesn't drop trou on the the job site.
PWood
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