OT, treehuggers . . . just not your day

[alfresco]

While walking through the Northern California woods a man came
up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he
wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell
happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole story about how he got there. When he
finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy,
walked around behind him, kissed him sweetly behind the ear and
said . . . "This just isn't gonna be your day."

 

[Ivan]

LOL

HAHAHAHAHA Oh man that is funny -- I love when we get some good old jokes goin on here at PM!

 

[Dado5]

hahaha

 

[SmallTownIron]

Thats hilarious

 

[SOCOM]

LOL, good one!