Part II women's boyfriends, the insecure ones LOL

[Ivan]

OK guys this is the funniest shit ever and me living in a college town get this DAILY. I will be in a grocery store, and some cute chick walking w/a dude will start down my aisle...next thing the dude like GRABS her and TRIES to act like they want down the wrong aisle.LOL... Or in the mall, the guy will like smother his gf when you walk by in hopes she doesn't see you or you don't check her out (hey I am a respectable kinda guy, but if she is hot and dresses hot, you bet your ass I am gonna take a little peek) This jsut happened yesterday..I was buying a nice shirt at the mall, and in comes a guy and a pretty girl. He sees me 1st, practically takes down his gf, grabs her hand and starts to gallop out of the store, she is laughing but at the same time I could hear go:"Jake what are you doing, I need a belt etc" and he has the most retarded look on his face. I am sorry but try to be a little more secure and confident with yourself and gf.

This shit cracks me up, I even laugh (not too loud) to myself when I see it. You guys experience this too?

 

[BCC]

Usually when I'm in stores most guys grab their girlfriends and smother their crotches with hankerchiefs. I can't help it that they all get so wet.

 

[bigdan]

i have seen this and it is funny.

If i am dating a woman and nobody checks her out i need to ask myself why am i with her.

 

[TRAPS21]

Ivan, thanks for the trip down college memory lane. Those were great days and even better nights

 

[TooPowerful4u]

If i am dating a woman and nobody checks her out i need to ask myself why am i with her.

AGREED!

 

[vitor]

What are your stats Ivan?

 

[G.E.R.M]

..

What are your stats Ivan?

he is 5"10 165lbs...


lol

 

[USMuscle9403]

LOL...OK...I just had to respond because this is just sounding pretty ridiculous to say the least.

Are you SURE you're experiencing this? And if so, are you sure that they're going the other way because of YOU? Who are you, Shrek? I'm not trying to flame you but this is just...whoa. Do you have any pics? You must be one enormously huge motherfucker for people to pick up their things and nervously go the other way...LOL. C'mon dude, are you pulling our dicks here? I'm sorry I don't care how big and ripped some guy is, he's not going to make me grab my girlfriend and go the opposite way. You must live in Insecurityville because there's no way that'd happen around here.

 

[Big A]

LOL...OK...I just had to respond because this is just sounding pretty ridiculous to say the least.

Are you SURE you're experiencing this? And if so, are you sure that they're going the other way because of YOU? Who are you, Shrek? I'm not trying to flame you but this is just...whoa. Do you have any pics? You must be one enormously huge motherfucker for people to pick up their things and nervously go the other way...LOL. C'mon dude, are you pulling our dicks here? I'm sorry I don't care how big and ripped some guy is, he's not going to make me grab my girlfriend and go the opposite way. You must live in Insecurityville because there's no way that'd happen around here.

If you look good - muscular (not too big), tanned and ripped, that happens all the time. I've had women come and tell me that they want to f(ck me while their boyfriend stays right next to them and he's oblivious.

 

[USMuscle9403]

A pro like you I can understand maybe. I guess I'd have to see pics of Ivan. I get a fair amount of attention, but nothing like THAT, LOL.

I know how much attention a big bodybuilder can get, though. I am nowhere near freak status and I get a fair amount, but a friend of mine's brother from the gym is Jimmy Leach, former Mr. South Carolina. We have hung out only a couple times (Leach and I) so I wouldn't really call him a friedn but I know him. Anyways, his brother says that anytime goes anywhere with Jimmy, it can be Wal-Mart, and seriously when he steps into the door a couple cash registers will stop and all eyes will be on him. Jimmy is maybe average height, 5'10 maybe, getting to about 300 fairly lean in the off-season. Johnny is no small fella either (used to compete in powerlifting) and is around 5'3" and 215 and lean as well. So yea, they get quite a bit of attention to say the least...LOL. I've never had a girl ask me to fuck her before in front of her boyfriedn, I'm still working on that one

 

[USMuscle9403]

Here's a not-so-great pic of Jimmy warming up before an exhibition at a lifting meet here not too long ago. Can't tell much from the pic but you can see that he's no small fella. Lean too. That's another guy I know named Gene standing next to him in the white shirt. I swear if the guy got his diet right and trained for it he'd be able to push 700 on bench (he's done 6-something before, no PLifting gear).

http://www.thetandd.com/articles/2005/02/14/sports/doc421023a21751a934649272.txt

 

[alpha-longhorn]

attention is one thing, but is it the kind of attention that needs to be bragged about? lol... yeah, peope look at muscular guys, but how do we know what really goes on in their heads? Some of those people are just thinking "omg that's some ugly shit" and of course you have the others who are thinking "wow that's nice"... I think very few of those paying attention are thinking "damn i want to fuck the shit out of that"...

 

[Big A]

A pro like you I can understand maybe.

No, no, you got it wrong. The bigger I have bcome the less that has been happening. 10, 12 years ago when I was 180-190lb, ripped and tanned, that used to happen constantly. I used to have girls notice me at the gym, or where living down the road, and find my address, knock on my door and tell me that they have been noticing me and that they want me.
The bigger I have become, the more attention I have been getting, but the less offers from women I have been getting too.

If you are good looking, muscular (less than 200lbs though), tanned, ripped and carry yourself well, offers from women come non stop, wherever you are.

 

[Bryan Paulsen]

Must be nice to have such random events like that.

Alas, it only happens to the smaller model-type guys.

Might as well use it to your advantage.

 

[Massive G]

Usually when I'm in stores most guys grab their girlfriends and smother their crotches with hankerchiefs. I can't help it that they all get so wet.

LOL...

 

[MikeS]

As a Personal Trainer, this is a big disatvantage. All skinny or out of shape guys feel threatned by a muscular guy whether they are GQ good looking or not. And the thought of their girl getting training 3x wk with you-no way!
You should see how many girls are excited and ready to sign up, say let me check with my bf/husband; then come back saying either no way or the bf
has decided to try to train her himself.

 

[alpha-longhorn]

As a Personal Trainer, this is a big disatvantage. All skinny or out of shape guys feel threatned by a muscular guy whether they are GQ good looking or not. And the thought of their girl getting training 3x wk with you-no way!
You should see how many girls are excited and ready to sign up, say let me check with my bf/husband; then come back saying either no way or the bf
has decided to try to train her himself.

maybe those dependent bitches should pay for their own training and make up their own decisions huh?

 

[Ivan]

pretty ridiculous?

You must not open your eyes and see shit for what it is. This DOES happen all the time, I am currently 220 6'0 about 8 % very vieny, but more importantly, I have what most call a lot of presence. I have had this all my life. I can command attention just by the way I look at you. I have a good neck, big traps, it is intimidating and masculine. To be honest I am just a bad, sexy motherfucker and people sense within seconds.
You either got it or ya don't. Might sound cocky but it is the truth.

 

[mike1107]

You must not open your eyes and see shit for what it is. This DOES happen all the time, I am currently 220 6'0 about 8 % very vieny, but more importantly, I have what most call a lot of presence. I have had this all my life. I can command attention just by the way I look at you. I have a good neck, big traps, it is intimidating and masculine. To be honest I am just a bad, sexy motherfucker and people sense within seconds.
You either got it or ya don't. Might sound cocky but it is the truth.

AMEN lol !!!!

 

[babygetoboy]

Well Damn, I definetly don't have that!

How much you want for that prescense Ivan??