penis medical problem

[pimpman]

.....go on

What are u masturbating as he types :banghead:

 

[blackngold]

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What are u masturbating as he types :banghead:

OP is too I think.

 

[pimpman]

urologist was kind of a dick because i guess he was mad i never returned to their practice to get androgel like i used to and ignored their phone calls. after he got past that, told him i am worried i wont be able to pee and need a cather, he told me to go empty my bladder best i can. i found if i put a ball of tissue up to my penis i can pee into it and get alot of urine out, and that works pretty well to empty bladder. he then had a girl scan my bladder to see how full it was.

then he told me he wanted to see it, so he looked at my penis and immediatley said the tip (inside i guess, opening" was raw, put some bacatracin on it, and simply said that i had masturbated way too much the nights before i got the lymph node problem followed my trouble peeing. he said i overmasturbated, said something about how he was going to tell me the story about spanish fly, but then started talking meds.

he said to continue the cipro, then when that course is done, doxycycline, with probiotic, stay out of the sun on doxycyline. he told me again be careful lifting on the cripo due to tendon issues, which i already know.

so he says stop sex/mastburation and let this heal, and keep taking all these drugs, neither has had time to kick in.

he didnt seem worried after looking at my dick


Meaning that it was tiny or not big enough

Lmao u finally used the word dick instead of penis

Bro that's got to be a world record u could go down in the Guinness World Records book

Listen all kidding aside do u have insurance? Not that matters cuz I go anyways and bill me later.better that than ur dick falling off.but go to the er im sure they would keep u there put a cath in u and give u meds through the iv.and won't send u home till u good.fuck what ur dr saying its not his dick

 

[chinaboy]

I think we all are masturbating while we type. Right? Or just me?

Anyway, ice won't hurt you as long as you don't apply it right to the skin. Put an ice pack or frozen pees with a barrier like a cloth or towel around it. Then put it on where hurts. So, under your balls when your think your prostate is hurting. And, it seems like now your gland/ head is painful so apply the ice to that area. 20 minues on and 20 minues off and repeat. Inflammation is the way your body heals yet creates pain so you are aware of an injury. Ice is an anti-inflammatory yet decreases what creates pain and still allows healing.

Icing won't cure an infection yet will decrease the pain with an infection. Puss = infection. But if you decrease swelling and inflammation you will most likely feel better than if you did not. Again, good luck.

 

[rcorchid]

This is one of the strangest threads I've read on a muscle/AAS board ever, I think.

 

[workhard2121]

I can't believe what I just read... I am freaked out.

 

[pimpman]

Sometimes semen discharge in urine is mistaken for puss.

Or, it could be puss from dirty puss-y. Bahahahaha

Ha ha in his case yea it may be semen instead of puss.that thing is trained to shoot at anything that looks or rubs it Bahahaha

 

[pimpman]

I can't believe what I just read... I am freaked out.

why u too have those symptoms :

 

[Deleted member 121863]

so what can we all learn from this? Before making love to your sheets make sure they are CLEAN! Nobody needs bed bugs climbing up your P hole. FYI most women don`t wanna be pounded for an hour while you can`t finish. That`s about the time you start getting the fake orgasm that you didn`t pick up on. What "she" wants is more foreplay, lead up time, less pounding time... so yes it would be a great idea to stop the bed loving, hopefully sensitivity comes back and you can get off with another person. Those sheets must be krusty!!! Best of luck man. Your hammer is the one thing no man ever wants to have in pain or have problems.

 

[qbkilla]

urologist was kind of a dick because i guess he was mad i never returned to their practice to get androgel like i used to and ignored their phone calls. after he got past that, told him i am worried i wont be able to pee and need a cather, he told me to go empty my bladder best i can. i found if i put a ball of tissue up to my penis i can pee into it and get alot of urine out, and that works pretty well to empty bladder. he then had a girl scan my bladder to see how full it was.

then he told me he wanted to see it, so he looked at my penis and immediatley said the tip (inside i guess, opening" was raw, put some bacatracin on it, and simply said that i had masturbated way too much the nights before i got the lymph node problem followed my trouble peeing. he said i overmasturbated, said something about how he was going to tell me the story about spanish fly, but then started talking meds.

he said to continue the cipro, then when that course is done, doxycycline, with probiotic, stay out of the sun on doxycyline. he told me again be careful lifting on the cripo due to tendon issues, which i already know.

so he says stop sex/mastburation and let this heal, and keep taking all these drugs, neither has had time to kick in.

he didnt seem worried after looking at my dick


Meaning that it was tiny or not big enough

Lmao u finally used the word dick instead of penis

Bro that's got to be a world record u could go down in the Guinness World Records book

Listen all kidding aside do u have insurance? Not that matters cuz I go anyways and bill me later.better that than ur dick falling off.but go to the er im sure they would keep u there put a cath in u and give u meds through the iv.and won't send u home till u good.fuck what ur dr saying its not his dick

i do, not sure what they can do though,,,as long as i am able to urinate i guess im just better staying home,,,eating,,relaxing,,keeping it clean, not being couped up in a bed,,,but if i cant piss,,im def going to go to teh ER,,just dont wanna go if i dont have to, be couped in a hospital, i do have insurance but even with it im sure the bill would be $$$$$

 

[qbkilla]

I think we all are masturbating while we type. Right? Or just me?

Anyway, ice won't hurt you as long as you don't apply it right to the skin. Put an ice pack or frozen pees with a barrier like a cloth or towel around it. Then put it on where hurts. So, under your balls when your think your prostate is hurting. And, it seems like now your gland/ head is painful so apply the ice to that area. 20 minues on and 20 minues off and repeat. Inflammation is the way your body heals yet creates pain so you are aware of an injury. Ice is an anti-inflammatory yet decreases what creates pain and still allows healing.

Icing won't cure an infection yet will decrease the pain with an infection. Puss = infection. But if you decrease swelling and inflammation you will most likely feel better than if you did not. Again, good luck.

thanks for the reply, appreciate it. one thingi wanted to calrify,,there may be an underlying prostate issue,,,but i have zero pain where my prostate would be, and none of the drs have suspecteda prostate issue,,,i have no urinating during the night or increased frequency of urination,,the only things i am experiencing...

1. swollen groin lympho node
2. very painful urination, which is confined to the last 1-2 inches of my penis
3. puss/semen/fluid,,whatever it is, dripping out of the end of the penis
4. what appears to be swelling inside the urethrea, only in the area of the head of the penis. i have zero difficulty emptying my bladder or feel urine going into my penis, the only difficulty is getting the urine though the head of my penis

not sure if this changes your advice,,,i see when you said put ice on the prostate area, if you thougth maybe i was having some pain there, but the pain is only in the head of my dick

 

[1234trew]

Qb I wouldn't be going to the gym, let your system use its resources to fight the infection.
Also washing the area every 30 minutes is only going to make things worse. You going to irritate what is already irritated.
Are you still taking the orals? Obviously not a good thing if your not pissing.

 

[qbkilla]

this has to be an incorrect diagnosis,,,there is no way busting too much 8 days ago,,,where the next day after (i masturbated sat night, tehre was zero pain on sunday, zero pain on monday),,then it gets worse and worse,,with rest,,with antibiotics

at first it was a swollen node,,tehre was zero pain the day after i jerked off, or the night before, and it was only maybe 15% mastburation than usual (if i had to guess),,ive did this before

guys get a tube shoved up their dick to check for bladder cancer and it feels fine within a couple days i read, this is going to be 8 days now, its getting worse..

there has to be some other std, or some strange bacteria,,collapsed urethra,,,

anyone know what i can do to get a second opinion from another urologist ? insurance wise,,teh practise i went to had 40 doctors, they are the main one in the area, can i just call and tell them i think he is wrong?

he was more concerned with the fact that they gave me androgel 2 years ago that i stopped using, then he was at looking at my current problem

 

[qbkilla]

some sort of ulcer inside the urethra?

 

[qbkilla]

I think we all are masturbating while we type. Right? Or just me?

Anyway, ice won't hurt you as long as you don't apply it right to the skin. Put an ice pack or frozen pees with a barrier like a cloth or towel around it. Then put it on where hurts. So, under your balls when your think your prostate is hurting. And, it seems like now your gland/ head is painful so apply the ice to that area. 20 minues on and 20 minues off and repeat. Inflammation is the way your body heals yet creates pain so you are aware of an injury. Ice is an anti-inflammatory yet decreases what creates pain and still allows healing.

Icing won't cure an infection yet will decrease the pain with an infection. Puss = infection. But if you decrease swelling and inflammation you will most likely feel better than if you did not. Again, good luck.

although my prostate didnt hurt and i am sure the problem was in the end of my penis i just iced my prostate, took a shit load of saw palmetto, and (ready for the jokes everyone, i know ppl think i overmasturbated), i took 25 mg of cialis because it is actually good for an enlarged prostate (should this be my actual problem),,,and my last piss was id say only a 7 on a pain scale from 1-10, where all the others were about a 12.

maybe you are onto somethign and this is all coming from my prostate, im going to drop the 100mg ephedra/800mg caffeine ive been taking and the dbol also, and prey this crap goes away, im hoping it is a prostate issue now so i know what is going on

 

[get it in ya]

well i think the problem i have is since i was a kid,,i do TMS,,,(didnt know this was the term til lsomeone told me), where you just grind on the bed and watch porn and its like your fucking a girl missionary,,and you can just cum real quick and then you can get hard a few mins later,,and just cum and keep repeating,,,you dont get worn out at all or go soft like if you jerk off (i get exhausted and take forever to bust after jerking off),,,or if you actually have sex and cum,,,there is no period where you need to recharge for a while,,you can just cum, and keep going a few minutes later. so i think its the way i masturbate. it actually makes it harder to cum during sex,,when i ahve sex i last forever and girls get real sore and sometimes i cant cum, never cum from oral, very hard to even jerk off and cum in their mouths, but by doing the bed griding, its just like bust, repeat, bust,,and you can keep going. i guess its a good thing beause it makes it so i can last forever in bed and fuck forever and get real rough and make girls real sore (some like this), but its bad in this case because i just over did it and injured myself, and i guess it sucks i cant get off from head. just some info, no way i could ever jerk off and cum 15 times in a night, or have sex and cum 15 times in a night (even with cialis), but with the TMS/griding type masturbating you can easily, no problem.

'but by doing the bed griding, its just like bust, repeat, bust'

 

[workhard2121]

why u too have those symptoms :

Haha you caught me pimpman! But seriously I was more or less freaked out by the image of a man having to get his meat cut open... Just scary. The pride and not of being a man... Cut into. Simply just scary lol.

 

[workhard2121]

I would definitely get another opinion on a serious note qb. Not something to be messing with. Seems pretty damn serious. I'd be freaked out and staying in the hospital until they figured it out.

 

[Elvia1023]

You guys can be real tits sometimes. He has a real medication problem and you are all making fun of him. You should all look at yourselves and learn to be less judgemental. Anyway I am off to see my new gf now. She is amazing in bed and I have been giving it to her a good 20 times a night on a bad day. Can you blame me look at her... so pretty...

I am gonna grind the fuck out of her so good later... bust and repeat

 

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