Phidias inspired thread

[marssel]

You read the lables on all the food you buy and decide on best protien and carbs for your money

 

[Adr805]

True story: throwing up chicken breast in the sink then re-eating it for fear of lost protein.

Relatable, same thing happened to me, missed a meal and had to get it down, threw up and had to duplicate the meal i just threw up

 

[terryd5150]

Relatable, same thing happened to me, missed a meal and had to get it down, threw up and had to duplicate the meal i just threw up

You and johnjuan are some hardcore mofos. Lol.

I feel so much better now about eating my steak off the floor!

 

[Phidias]

True story: throwing up chicken breast in the sink then re-eating it for fear of lost protein.

:naughty:

This one was truly loco...
Drop your glass plate of steak and rice on the ground and the plate shatters. Then eating it with so many shards of glass in the food you feel it crunching in your teeth. I was dieting super strict having a protein /oat shake every two hours and only one food meal at night. No way was I about to waste my only food meal.

:banghead:

Definitely the kind of things I could do too wasn't I such a hygiene freak scared of nasty bacteria possibly ruining my stomach... and therefore hindering muscle gains for lack of proper digestion... :banghead:

 

[Phidias]

You read the lables on all the food you buy and decide on best protien and carbs for your money

Nevermind the price of said stuff actually... if I'm on the road and running out of food, even the most expensive item at the next petrol station will be fine actually... as long as it's the most loaded in protein of the whole place!

Still crap food usually, but oh well... at least you get your basis covered and won't lose any muscle while driving... :banghead:

 

[Phidias]

Or how about this, when you go an vacation and your wife wants to go to the beach and you want to go to the nearest pharmacy

So true... pharmacies are actually, AND BY FAR , my very first and favorite places to visit whenever I land in another country... and I travel quite a lot!!

BTW, to your wife/gf wondering why you insist so much to go to the pharmacy NOW, just tell her it's to check both prices and availability of Viagra and Cialis, for she's making you so horny in that brand new magnificent colourful bikini she just bought, you don't wanna waste any more time before having the greatest sex session ever...

 

[Phidias]

Oh and btw, Mexbeast... thank you for reminding me that no matter how hard I try to hide it or appear different, I still remain a meathead no better than others...

 

[mexbeast]

Thank's every one, I have been laughing none stop

 

[psychor]

This one was truly loco...
Drop your glass plate of steak and rice on the ground and the plate shatters. Then eating it with so many shards of glass in the food you feel it crunching in your teeth. I was dieting super strict having a protein /oat shake every two hours and only one food meal at night. No way was I about to waste my only food meal.

Well...did you get "cut"?!Lol sorry JJ1, I couldn't resist.

To add to the topic..staying up later, depriving myself of valuable, recuperating sleep just to make sure I got my "required" protein for the day.:banghead:

When traveling with others you search for the most "hardcore" gyms while the others are searching for places and things of interest.

When shopping at Walmart or any store with dumbbells, I pretend to be "pricing" and evaluating them, while getting my arms pumped when nobody is around so I can be swole and try to impress all the other patrons as I "stroll" with supreme massive SWAG!!!!

 

[terryd5150]

This one was truly loco...
Drop your glass plate of steak and rice on the ground and the plate shatters. Then eating it with so many shards of glass in the food you feel it crunching in your teeth. I was dieting super strict having a protein /oat shake every two hours and only one food meal at night. No way was I about to waste my only food meal.

You had to be on EQ to go that far.

EQ made me so hungry that one time, after I ate all the food I'd prepared, I ate the plate. Litterally.

Regardless, between eating a glass-encrusted meal and "recycling" your food - you win this thread. Lol.