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Phil Hernon - Mr Penis!

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You all thought that Phil was only a Mr USA and only a pro?? He is also Mr Penis Pump Man!!!!! :cool: :D
 

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LOOK AT THAT STEM!!!!!!!
 
HEY, AT LEAST PHIL WAS MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT HE HAD A PROBLEM.. everyday millions of men face the world with a small penis. some will finally give in to dispare and take their own lives. some will get into midget porn. some will buy a penis pump with hope of being, at the very least, average. not our phil... he grabbed the bull by the horns and vacuumed his penis to well below average. he now proudly endorses the pump as being the only thing that brought his penis and his grapes into the proportioned package that they are....completely inadequete. but, phils none the less..... (sniff) i need a tissue.
 
Charisma

Well if you have a small penis ther are still 3 ways to get women.
1.Charm/Charisma
2.$
3. Mercy/pity

Since I don't have charm or $ I'm glad I have a big unit, capable of delivering many cc's of facial cream.
 
I have no idea on how to reply to this post. I swear I'm NOT Laughing Phil, U were/are one of my favorite pro's.... So I would say I was in awe, but there are too many homosexual overtones to that. Thanx for the pic BigA....
 
I ASSURE you that Phil is not homosexual.

And I should clarify about the penis pump... Phil's photo was used without his knowledge or permission by the penis pump factory. But of course that doesn't stop me from always reminding him about it! :D
 
Not meaning to imply that Phil is homosexual at all. Figured it had to happen like u said.
No Royalties huh?? That Sux... AHHHhahahah
Get it?? Pump?? Sux??? Ohhh I slay me....
 
all fun aside you cant just use someones pic to sell something can you? what did big Phil do about it
 
I THINK that Phil together with his current sponsors are about to take legal action against the Penis Pump company and also this other nutritional company in the US that is still using Phil's pics 6 years after the contract expired.
If I am wrong, then Mr Penis Pump can correct me :D
 
WE HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS BEFOR IN MT COMPANY. THE MOST THEY WILL GET IS A LETTER TO STOP USING THE PICS. IF THE PROBLEM PERSISTS THEN YOU CAN PERSUE LEGAL ACTION. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I HAD A SHITTY LAWYER.LOL
 
The penis pump company will probably settle. The will give you a dozen penis pumps, free of charge, for you and your friends.
Dont forget me Phil!!! :D
 
phil,

i'm sure you'll be able to find a lawyer willing to work on contingency or in your case he'll take a peniscentage of the judgement. LOL BILL
 
Phil,

Not only do you have a case against the company using the pix, but also the photographer they received the photo from and the magazines the ad appeared in. Magazines must confirm release approval for models in ads. Good luck.
 
LOL I can see it now! Buffman takes phils case...

Talk about comedy central! Buffman4 tries Phils case...he invites Bjorn and Raver in to demenstrate the pump...ON EACH OTHER!
The jury gets hot and bothered they break out a case of special Lawyer Mazola Oil (they only sell this to sick, twisted attornys)
Pretty soon they are all freakin' with the big boys. Of course Buffman wins the day and a fat lawsuit check is cut....BUT WAIT!
Wheres Buffman? The last Phil heard Buffman took the check and is in Mexico pretending to be a horse doctor. Phil is pissed and hires Baldnazi and Piggy to do the hit....They drive down to Mexico to find Buffman4 but get into a fight over politics halfway there. Now it's up to Phil to bail them out of jail on charges of Mayhem. Guess who they decide to represent them... RIIIIIGHT, Buffman! Now they can't kill him till after the trial. Phil is going in the hole AGAIN! He fronts some more cash to cool, collected Mike S. Mike has a plan.........

More at 11:00 on the evening edition. ANGEL
 
legal strategy

PHIL AND ANGEL,

here is the legal slogan i would use to gain public support.


if phil's penis won't pump

his cock can't hump

if he can't take it in the rump

this case you must dump. LOL BILL
 
I'D BE SOOOO PISSED IF SOMEONE MADE MONEY USING PICS OF ME WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE A-HOLES DO CRAP LIKE THAT. I HOPE YOU GET A LOT OF MONEY FROM THOSE DEVILS!

ON THE FUN SIDE.........I HOPE YOU GET SOME PICS OF BIG A HUMPING A KANGAROO OR SOMETHING! HAHAHAAHA:D
 
Look on the bright side it's a damn Good Pic !!!:D
 
A GOOD PIC??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY COULD HAVE USED A LOT BETTER ONES OF ME!!!! THIS PIC MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A PEE PEE TO PUMP UP!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Re: A GOOD PIC??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

PHIL HERNON said:
THEY COULD HAVE USED A LOT BETTER ONES OF ME!!!! THIS PIC MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A PEE PEE TO PUMP UP!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pee Pee... that is so cute!!! hahahahahahaha
 

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