Phoenix takes the piss (another rambling aussie wannabe)

[RicPhoenix]

This board is getting to emotional for me. For the past few days I logged on the forum and I had to go get my tissues and herbal tea and have a good think about life cause you all made me cry. Too much love here.

Maybe I am just interpreting this all wrong?:

BigA

"You can, people do it, but from all reports it's PAINFULL!
Think about the amount of nerves in there!"

(This is BigA's idea of being caring during a romantic interlude)

Nuteboy

"Things have cleared up but you are a true cool brotha. Plus I can always count on getting the honest truth on what I look like. Vander is not going to beat around the bush ( which I love). In any event, I hope you had a good New Year and I'm looking to see more pictures of you. Also I have to get that MuscleMag so I can check the lay out.

Thanks Vander for being there."

(That was Vander's induction into the NAACP)

Vander

"Fighting is never the right way to solve a danm thing , a man only fights to protect the ones he loves or for a great cause , everbody wants to cast stones cause they werent in your shoes"

(This attempt at philosphy gave me a headache thinking about it and I had to log off)

BigBalledbulldog

"I want to try this 10 oz piece of tofu i bought...which i think cost to much to use as a protein source, any ideas?"

(someone has clearly spent too much time at the Organic New Age Grocery store and doing yoga , I have an idea for you...try using the tofu to clog ant holes so they wont come in the house during the spring)

ManBoy270

"Ma Po Tofu is my favorite. The stuff really slides down."

(oh geez what next ......uh...is MaPo Tofu a guys name? not that there is anything wrong with that...)

Ibadaman

I have always seen you as one of the kindest , most knowledgable , and well respected guys on the net [ during my nearly 3 yrs on the boards ] Anyone would be fortunate to get a chance to work with you , but they would be even more blessed to call you a friend

(This can be easily summarized in four words: I love you Skip )

Skip

Iabad: You always have a kind word and I appreciate it very much.

(read the above...enough said)

Finally...what can be said about a guy that calls himself "Steak Helmet" ?

How to solve this dilema ?

To end this forum's emotional outburst I would like to suggest we make one of those MMA Ninja board members (Ivan?) a moderator so that when someone gets emotionally out of line they get the figure 4 leg lock to snap (not literally) them out of it. :srt-smi

OK OK dont get mad at me...be nice...I know I am in big trouble with many of you and I suppose my rations of Synthepure Protein have now been cancelled. Well just try not to hit me too hard because I think my problem is that I am jealous that no one has sent me a nice thread like those so I can read it over with a cup of herbal green tea on a cloudy day. :ange:-smi

PS...BigA I have moved...so dont drive the Lotus (or any other vehicle for that matter) to my hood looking to run me over.

 

[LEX]

that was funny bro

 

[Steak Helmet]

someone has far too much time on their hands

 

[Skip]

LMAO!!

I guess I didn't see it until you pointed it out. Anyone want to come over and watch Steel Magnolias tonight?

Skip

 

[MAINEVENT]

Phoenix

I love you man.....(sniff sniff)!

 

[RicPhoenix]

someone has far too much time on their hands

Well you could be right LOL


Just think what people in the media do with peoples words to make a good story ?

 

[RicPhoenix]

LMAO!!

I guess I didn't see it until you pointed it out. Anyone want to come over and watch Steel Magnolias tonight?

Skip

Steel Magnolias? Is that about training hard and getting flowers at the end of your workout? I am all for it !

 

[Vander_V]

OK NOW ITS FOR SURE

YOUR DEFINETLY GAY CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG , I NEW IT ALL ALONG BUT THIS JUST PROVES IT , PLZ DEFFEND YOUR GAYNESS DONT HIDE YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE BE PROUD .

 

[PHIL HERNON]

GOt it!!

YOUR DEFINETLY GAY CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG , I NEW IT ALL ALONG BUT THIS JUST PROVES IT , PLZ DEFFEND YOUR GAYNESS DONT HIDE YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE BE PROUD .

I had to quote this before it got erased. Ric can use this now for future quotes!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

RIC PHEONIX, I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT!

I AM GUILTY AS CHARGED....HELL, I POSTED MY GIRLFRIEND'S PICS AND I FELT LIKE I SHOULD RESPOND TO EACH PERSON WHO POSTED ON THE THREAD ..I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE OUT....I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T HURT ANYONES FEELINGS!

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THIS HAPPENED TO ME...BUT I AM DEFINITELY A LOT NICER GUY THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE YOUNGER.

I DO FEEL ALL SAPPY...SORT OF LIKE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS OR SOMETHING... DAMB.

DAMB YOU RIC PHEONIX.

 

[PHIL HERNON]

WELL

I THOUGHT FOR SURE THERE WOULD BE MORE BBB OR FATHEAD QUOTES IN THERE.

 

[simplyjakked]

i know there is a BBB quote about missing phil somewhere. dont get much more gay than that! i am on my way to the gym phil please dont leave till i get there, i havent seen you in some time! LOL just alot of estrogen from these meatheads thats all!

 

[RicPhoenix]

i know there is a BBB quote about missing phil somewhere. dont get much more gay than that! i am on my way to the gym phil please dont leave till i get there, i havent seen you in some time! LOL just alot of estrogen from these meatheads thats all!

Let this be a lesson to all of us who forget to take our anti-estrogens

 

[RicPhoenix]

As a wannabe scientist I feel it is my duty to get to the root cause of this issue using a rational and logical approach ....here is what I found (the question is...are we like rats ?) :

Scientific American
January 04, 2006

Female Hormone Key to Male Brain

**broken link removed**

Female hormones circulating in the brain determine masculine behavior, at least in mice. Estrogen--the quintessential female hormone responsible for regulating the reproductive cycle--turns lady mice into wannabe male mice when it is allowed to penetrate the brain during development, according to new research.

Neuroscientist Julie Bakker of the University of Liege in Belgium and her colleagues proved this in the course of solving one of the longstanding riddles of brain development. Although it had long been known that a certain protein--alpha-fetoprotein (AFP)--plays a key role in mouse brain development by binding to estrogen, it was unclear whether AFP facilitates the development of female brains by carrying the hormone or simply by blocking it from entering the brain.

The scientists used female mice incapable of producing AFP and set them loose in a Plexiglass aquarium with a sexually active male. To give them extra incentive to mate, they also received injections and capsules of female hormones. But, unlike their wild cousins, the AFP-deficient mice showed little interest in the male's advances and their brains had fewer cells devoted to producing certain chemicals critical to reproduction, just like males. Furthermore, when placed in a cage with a sexually receptive female, the mice without AFP tried to mimic their male counterparts by mounting the female and engaging in pelvic thrusting.

These observations still didn't constitute definitive proof that AFP helped female mice stay ladylike by blocking estrogen, however. So the researchers prevented AFP-deficient mice from being exposed to estrogen while still in the womb. Without AFP and without estrogen during brain development, these mice proved just as behaviorally female as their wild cousins, the researchers report in the February issue of Nature Neuroscience. In addition to revealing that it is the lack of estrogen that makes the brains of female mice feminine, the findings indicate that it is the presence of the hormone that makes male mice behave as males.

In primates, including humans, androgen--not estrogen--plays the key role in making men's brains masculine and AFP does not bind to estrogens. But the appropriately named sex hormone binding globulin (SHBG) may play a similar role to that of AFP, Bakker notes, keeping women feminine and allowing baby boys develop masculine behavior.

 

[manboy270]

lol