Pick up lines.... What are some funny ones you've heard?

johnjuanb1 · Apr 10, 2016

Time to laugh and make a fun thread.
What are some of the funniest pick up lines you've heard?

1. Nice legs! What time do they open?

2. Damn girl, I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and strap you on like a feed bag.

3. Do fries come with those shakes?

little slice · Apr 10, 2016

sounds like a good way to get maced

boxer cam · Apr 10, 2016

Warning. Don't use this one on a chick you really like, it will probably go bad.

You remind me of a cannoli that's just come out of the oven......Hot and waiting to be filled with custard.

tenny · Apr 10, 2016

"im no weather man......but you can expect a few inches tonite"

gungalunga · Apr 10, 2016

Your pants must be made from mirrors.......cuz I can see myself in them

bloodshed · Apr 10, 2016

you: Do you like pancakes?

Her: yes

you: What if IHOP on that ass?

Sir Anabolic · Apr 10, 2016

lol I'm loving this thread

Jefe · Apr 10, 2016

Damn girl, that must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that!

pesty4077 · Apr 10, 2016

My favorite one was from The Benny Hill Show " If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

maldorf · Apr 10, 2016

All of the best ones here!

I saw Weird Al in concert last year sing this song, funny as hell. Check this out because he has all the best pick up lines!

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Turkishexpress · Apr 10, 2016

How much will a 20 get me?

thethinker48 · Apr 10, 2016

Do people really use pickup lines in real life? I thought just starting a normal conversation was also a thing...

bloodshed · Apr 10, 2016

thethinker48 said:
Do people really use pickup lines in real life? I thought just starting a normal conversation was also a thing...

Tinder is real life now, so yes.

Marvin Martian · Apr 10, 2016

thethinker48 said:
Do people really use pickup lines in real life? I thought just starting a normal conversation was also a thing...

Normal conversation??? That'll get you nowhere. You have to let the chick know that you are serious. Normal conversation will make her think you are some kind of wordy nerd that's afraid of her cock catcher. Chicks love guys with really slick intro lines.

"I really like that dress you are wearing - the color really compliments your eyes. You have really nice features. Say - you know what I think would look amazing on you? ME!!!!!" Whaddya say we go back over to a lil place I call my 'stabbing cabin' and I mount you like a thoroughbred?"
What woman isn't literally climbing out of her panties after that one????

Ehren · Apr 10, 2016

Not really a line, but an acquaintance of mine said to a girl a couple weeks ago,
"You look like you want to talk to me". LOL. Confidence always works.

Elvia1023 · Apr 10, 2016

johnjuanb1 said:
Time to laugh and make a fun thread.
What are some of the funniest pick up lines you've heard?

1. Nice legs! What time do they open?

2. Damn girl, I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and strap you on like a feed bag.

3. Do fries come with those shakes?

JJ this is the reason Blackstang has had more sex than you over the last 5 years.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.

Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?

You are so selfish. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.