Practical Joke ideas for coworkers

[TooPowerful4u]

Im countin on you guys here lol, your some sick fawks so i know you can come up with good shit for me. . .

There is a guy at my work who works the juicebar. He is THE practical joker here, nothing extreme, but he knows how to make it funny. Some of his pranks include
post its with a funny comment hidden all over a sales reps office (inside books, in in clothes, behind the door, funny ass shit).
I got suspended (for refusing to teach some shit to a few trainers) so on my bio on the wal he replaced my bio with "im on time out, if youd like to train with me please wait 2 days then contact me", along w sum other funny shit .
The owner of the juicebar is a tv commercial actor ... he put up an ad on the other side of the tip jar about a struggling actor with a napolean complex needs work yada yada yada with his picture on it lol. Man was he mad when he found out why everyone was laughin at him all day, it was facing the counter so he couldnt see it but everyone gettin drinks could lol.
We have a trainer who is also a Dispatcher, so he loaded his protein shake with fiber and cayan peper so the guy was wiggling in his seat all night long on the midnight shift with no relief lol. Hes done many more, i cant think of them all right now. . .

I need to get this guy good without gettin myself fired or takin it over the edge. What do you guys have in mind?????????

 

[JAG]

Place a "Gay Pride" sticker on his car. Did this to my boss and it was (who was very homophobic) and it stayed on a month before he found it.

 

[Conan21]

I like the gay pride sticker idea too. Could always put some exlacts (SP?) in one of his drinks. That is usually pretty funny......lol


what did u refuse to teach some trainers?



by the way dude, did u get my PM?

 

[TooPowerful4u]

OH MAN the gay pride sticker will be done. Where do i get one? Im gonna do that to a few people.

Keep em comin boys LMBO

 

[JAG]

Where do i get one?

Not to sure

I lived at the time in Savannah which has a large gay population...and there was a store right next to our office (Thats how I got the idea). If I were you I would try a web search.

 

[maxsupplements]

sex shop

go anywhere you can buy porno and i could almost garuntee you could get one there. make sure and get the rainbow stripes for him too! This has to be the best one yet. you can always open up a can of tuna and pour the juice in his gym bag and on his clothes, thats pretty nasty. i would say if he has an office, we put a can of sardines under this guys desk, he never found it for 2 weeks, man it stank. made one lady sick!

 

[JAG]

Another good one

Fart machine with remote.

**broken link removed**

Buy it and stick it under the counter, whenever a customer walks up hit the button. He will think its the customer and the customer will think its him.

 

[jawbreakerkid]

if you really want to make people laugh just pull down your pants

 

[DIEZEL666]

OH MAN the gay pride sticker will be done. Where do i get one?

Why don't you just pull one of the spares off of your car? J/K. It was just so easy.

 

[TooPowerful4u]

LOL diezel ya got me, that was good. JBK im a wop too, think about that comment lol. Keep em comin, i know u guys got more up ur sleeves than that. I cant do the tuna in the gymbag thing, its too extreme.

 

[jawbreakerkid]

hmmmmm, well then pull his pants down and yours and everyone will laugh at him...LMAO

 

[tattoojr]

Get one of them magazine subscription forms from a gay mag. when you get the bumper sticker and send it in with his info and have it sent to him at work. Or sign him up on a dating/singles service and then tell them they can check him out at work and that he's a guy looking for a guy.

 

[tbonus]

Do a search for a company that does bumper stickers with slogans like that. There are some that say "I brake for ni**ers", or 100% queer or inbread pigfu**ers for Bush.

 

[G.E.R.M]

..

-poop under their desk

-pee in the coffee machine

-tell a coworker you saw their spouse cheating

-bring in brownies made with chocolate laxatives

-hand out those soaps that look and smell like candy

-put a blank floppy in their computer so it wont start up

-sign them up for penis enlargement spams..

 

[Doggtales]

If there is a black phone nearby him, smear black shoe polish on the earpiece. Call him up on the phone to have him answer it. When he does, he will have black shoe polish all over his ear and won't even know it! Same goes for binoculars. If you can get him to look thru a pair of binoculars w/ black shoe polish smeared on the round rubber eyepieces, he will have black circles around his eyes and won't even know it!

If you want to go real extreme, you can buy some vomit fluid on the net. You pour it into a drink and when the target takes a drink, minutes later they have uncontrollable, violent, projectile vomiting!

You can get all different types of bumper stickers to stick on his car such as: "I Love Gay Porn", "I Love Crack Whores", ect.

Have Fun!
DOGGTALES

 

[Vander_V]

OH MAN the gay pride sticker will be done. Where do i get one? Im gonna do that to a few people.

Keep em comin boys LMBO

San Francisco

 

[Mr Pickels]

ok, these are my favorites that i have done

1) go to a sex shop, buy the biggest dildo you can find... drill a hole all the way through with a drill.... then put glue in it, crazy glue and expoxies work GREEEEAAAAT.... then slide it down on his car radio antanea... that bad boy will solidify rock hard and he cant get it off.... of you could glue it on his hood as a hood ornament (that one didnt go over very well)

2) get samples of valtrex sent to his parents house in his name

 

[DIEZEL666]

TP4U, you know what screams funny: Sex with a man. (Family Guy reference).

 

[G.E.R.M]

..

you can make cheap bumper stickers at kinkos...

we used to make 100's in high school that said all kinds of crazy shit and then stuck themall over the fuckin school...

but that was over 10yrs ago..

 

[BigMatt]

Got one of your friend that look like a cop?
Go rent A Real Cop Outfit.

It's Monday Night, The gym is full.Your Joker is working at the juice bar.

Your Friend wearing his Cop Outfit, enter the gym and go directly to your Juiceman.
He Talk very Loudly,all the people will look! While looking very serious(eyes) the cop look at his paper in his hands.

"Your Name is?"
-Yes
"Sir your under arrest for violation of the law, regarding Selling Illegal Performance Drug ( Anabolic Steroid) .... you may..."

You won't need Exlac for this guy! lol