pre-employment drug test

[jrs]

Changing careers and possibly found a great opportunity. They seem willing to hire me on and informed me theres a basic urine test. I learned of this yesterday and testing day looks to be Tuesday or wednesday so about 100 hrs from now

Main concern is thc metabolites being a regular user.

I have passed before with days notice using fruit pectin and drinking tons of water, some creatine and multivitamins

Is there a better/surefire way? Not looking into substitution, only internal dilution/masking

Thanks

 

[ajdos]

You worried about something else besides AAS? Most employment screens are 5 panel AAS won't be on there.

 

[Medic08]

Changing careers and possibly found a great opportunity. They seem willing to hire me on and informed me theres a basic urine test. I learned of this yesterday and testing day looks to be Tuesday or wednesday so about 100 hrs from now

Main concern is thc metabolites being a regular user.

I have passed before with days notice using fruit pectin and drinking tons of water, some creatine and multivitamins

Is there a better/surefire way? Not looking into substitution, only internal dilution/masking

Thanks

You didn't pass a drug test while on steroids because you drank a bunch of water, etc... You passed it because they don't test for steroids. A "basic urine test" is exactly that. Unless you've been smoking weed, using methamphetamines, MDMA, LSD, or cocaine then you're in the clear.

 

[notmyrealname]

He smokes weed. Hence THC metabolites. Buy the drink from gnc or ur smoke shop.

 

[dementedaggression]

I've passed 2 drug tests at my work. Both while being on a cycle.

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[Medic08]

He smokes weed. Hence THC metabolites. Buy the drink from gnc or ur smoke shop.

My bad, I just read it as "the metabolites," not THC. I've always heard that none of those "piss clean" drinks don't work, but good luck.

 

[Google&Pubmed]

Oh shit subbed for results.

 

[TheDeceiver]

I get piss tests at my job. And they don't test for hormones. I don't think none of them do.

 

[jrs]

Did nobody read the fucking post?

Holy shit, people

 

[tattoo449]

Only surefire way I know of is to quit smoking the damn weed.

 

[notmyrealname]

Dude buy the "cleanse " drink. It masks toxins for several hours. U will piss neon green literally. Avoid herb for a day before the test. It works.

 

[HammerT1]

THC can be out of systemfor basic test in as little as two weeks some process it a bit faster and others a bit slower. Drug testing company I had an intresting conversation with told me their standard test also included masking agents. I'm sure that varies by state though since they'd fail someone who showed masking agents.

 

[jrs]

Only surefire way I know of is to quit smoking the damn weed.

Brilliant post. Youre a fn sharp guy.

I stopped as soon as i found out about the test.

"Damn weed" lol i bet youve had alcohol in your life which is infinitely worse, for self and others.

My drug of choice is constructive and helps me, and nobody has ever gotten hurt from it. Its a damn shame that alcohol is glorified while killing so many ppl every day, and people admire it or dont care.

But this guy over here using this plant, not endangering himself or anybody else.. well we were told thats BAD. And we think how we're told to.

 

[EzekielAnon]

Go to your local smoke shop and buy QUICK FIX. It's 30 bucks and you will pass 100% no issues. I know at least 8 people that use it on a regular basis.

 

[richiec]

Did nobody read the fucking post?

Holy shit, people

LOL!!! I had a response all typed out addressing this very thing but didn't think it worth it. It seems that most people don't actually read what's posted, rather they skim through it. Either that or the reading comprehension on this board has taken a turn for the worst

 

[biffnbash]

Don't risk it man. Substitution, with a bit of pratice is very easy

PM me if you plan this route

 

[jrs]

Thanks but i dont know anybody willing to do that and it crosses some sort of line for me

 

[NGL34]

Don't risk it man. Substitution, with a bit of pratice is very easy

PM me if you plan this route

Thanks but i dont know anybody willing to do that and it crosses some sort of line for me

if you're a chronic everyday user, this may be your only option. Its going to take your system at least a few weeks to clear those metabolites. Those elixirs won't work at places like labcorp who designed their their test to rule out dilution (specific gravity) and masking agents (such as creatine).

I'd find a cool as buddy and have him pee in some kind of homemade bladder w/ tubing and tie it as close to the crotch as possible and keep it warm. The only true way to mess this up is not getting the temp high enough.

 

[jrs]

You guys may be right. Fairly heavy smoker for years and i probably got lucky passing a test a couple years ago being overly hydrated

Would a buddy's piss be fine if its a few days old as long as its at body temp when tested?

 

[NGL34]

You guys may be right. Fairly heavy smoker for years and i probably got lucky passing a test a couple years ago being overly hydrated

Would a buddy's piss be fine if its a few days old as long as its at body temp when tested?

not sure the specifics on time, maybe someone can chime in or google it. their are so many mj forums on the net these days, i know they have the testing down to a science.