Really stupid Things

[scrray]

Sometimes I do some really stupid things. Like logging on and creating a new membership because I can't remember my old one . Then suddenly it comes to me. I got it back because I fired off on some good brain cells.
Scrray/mrvens/ dirtyray.. Out
What Do I do with other account?(let it die I guess)

 

[MAD_SCIENTIST]

Inform a mod.
Possible trace to you with same IP.


MS

 

[tenny]

lolol.....just tell a mod

 

[01dragonslayer]

I was on my phone when I felt a sneeze coming on. I quickly grabbed a tissue from the box on my desk and sneezed into it. I then went to the bathroom to pee. Instead of throwing the tissue into the toilet bowl, I threw my phone in. I don’t think I’ve ever been the same since.

 

[tenny]

LOLOLOL

 

[BIGMURPH]

I was on my phone when I felt a sneeze coming on. I quickly grabbed a tissue from the box on my desk and sneezed into it. I then went to the bathroom to pee. Instead of throwing the tissue into the toilet bowl, I threw my phone in. I don’t think I’ve ever been the same since.

Killing me lol lol

 

[Muay Thai]

I was on my phone when I felt a sneeze coming on. I quickly grabbed a tissue from the box on my desk and sneezed into it. I then went to the bathroom to pee. Instead of throwing the tissue into the toilet bowl, I threw my phone in. I don’t think I’ve ever been the same since.

I have pulled up to gas station pump in high school stoned, stuck the hose in , put 20 bucks in register, came out and drove off with hose still attached a few times lol.

 

[tenny]

I have pulled up to gas station pump in high school stoned, stuck the hose in , put 20 bucks in register, came out and drove off with hose still attached a few times lol.

....ive paid a few times cash.....then just got back in the truck
and drove off without the gas.....
get halfway home and im like FUUUUCK.
sometimes going back and explaining that didnt go well...lol

 

[BIGMURPH]

This thread has me laughing tonight thanks fellas needed a good laugh

 

[maldorf]

Speaking of interactions involving cash, one time I was getting some cash out of the money station ATM at Kroger and had a nice surprise. This was back when the machines put the money into a compartment on the front of the machine and then a little door would open up, revealing your money inside. I withdrew $40 from my checking account. The door opened up and there was $80 in there. Someone must have withdrawn money and just left it in there! I just took the money and walked out. Probably should have reported it to the bank there but I figured they might have problems finding the owner. A few times I have found $20 bills laying on the ground, and just pick those up too.

 

[tenny]

shit....listen to this one.....true story....swear to god.....

i had a few thousand....yes thousand (and im not gonna tell
you exact amount)....but i had it hidden in a paper bag...
(and im not gonna tell you where) but a pretty good spot.
taped up inside the spot...well fuck it....under the bathroom
sink....a week or so goes by....i go to put more in there
open up under the sink....and everything under there is gone
except a few rolls of toliet paper....my fucking heart dropped out
i was like "HONEY"what in the fuck happen in here!!!!?????
she said...."what. i cleaned under there last week"

.....

the bag must have fallen down and mixed in with other garbage
under there and she just threw everything out....

the fucking back fucking bathroom sink hasnt been cleaned
in like 5 years!!! and she decided to clean it..

oh that was a good one boy....she cried...i cried because she cried.

jesus....now i make sure to tell her where there is any money.

never do that again

 

[Prowrestler]

I was on my phone when I felt a sneeze coming on. I quickly grabbed a tissue from the box on my desk and sneezed into it. I then went to the bathroom to pee. Instead of throwing the tissue into the toilet bowl, I threw my phone in. I don’t think I’ve ever been the same since.

Tough to top that one brother

 

[FrancisK]

I have pulled up to gas station pump in high school stoned, stuck the hose in , put 20 bucks in register, came out and drove off with hose still attached a few times lol.

Done that….how about looking for your phone while you’re talking on it?

 

[01dragonslayer]

Done that….how about looking for your phone while you’re talking on it?

I known people to do that.....my wife all the time.

 

[FrancisK]

I known people to do that.....my wife all the time.

I tell my girl you would lose your tits if they weren’t attached to you…

 

[01dragonslayer]

I tell my girl you would lose your tits if they weren’t attached to you…

 

[tenny]

my girl is a constant spiller.....she will fucking spill something
everysingle day....everyday....coffee....bleach on the couch!!!!

im like....."HOW IN THE FUCK, do you spill beach on the couch!!"

why was it even near the couch???.....i was smelling some weird
smell when the oven was always on.....like some stiff odor....
for like 3 months....finally i was like it must be something behind
this oven or under it....like a dead mouse....or we have voles here.
so i disconnect the gas...pull it out....nothing....fuck...

i pull the top off the burner part....fucking burnt ass dog food..
not just a little....but like a whole pitbull bowl full....
i was like "honey...come here please....WHAT THE FUCK???"
oh i spilled it...i forgot to tell you.....

it fell down through the grate and she just "wiped" around the
top like....fuck it....he wont see it.

yea...yea

 

[heavyhitter]

my girl is a constant spiller.....she will fucking spill something
everysingle day....everyday....coffee....bleach on the couch!!!!

im like....."HOW IN THE FUCK, do you spill beach on the couch!!"

why was it even near the couch???.....i was smelling some weird
smell when the oven was always on.....like some stiff odor....
for like 3 months....finally i was like it must be something behind
this oven or under it....like a dead mouse....or we have voles here.
so i disconnect the gas...pull it out....nothing....fuck...

i pull the top off the burner part....fucking burnt ass dog food..
not just a little....but like a whole pitbull bowl full....
i was like "honey...come here please....WHAT THE FUCK???"
oh i spilled it...i forgot to tell you.....

it fell down through the grate and she just "wiped" around the
top like....fuck it....he wont see it.

yea...yea

My wife never throws anything away. We’ll have a snack in bed and she’ll get up and go put her wrapper or trash on the counter in the kitchen, rather than turning two feet to the right to put it in the garbage can. Why not just leave it in the damn bedrr if it wasn’t gonna get in the trash anyways. And she leaves all her clothes next to the toilet for me to trip on in the middle of the night rather than toss it in the hamper that’s on her side of the bed

 

[FrancisK]

Haha I think they’re all the same

 

[maldorf]

My wife is a neat freak. It was really bad when we first married over 24 years ago, drove me crazy because she was obsessed with being clean. Im more middle of the road. Over the years I have managed to convert her some. She still gets on my case though.