REDNECK PARADISE-Rivers, Mountains, Girls, Beer, and trucks!

[JETHRO TULL]

My buddy Matt came out again to go swimming. This is 5minutes on foot from our house. I took Lynx here on one our our first summer dates. That's cause I am such a romantic bastard.

The adolescent playground of the RIVER SAVAGE!!!!!

 

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This is the bridge.

It's 42 feet from the overcarriage to the water. Nothing too high, but high enough to hurt if you mess up and flop on your face! It looks high when you are standing up there too.

This is my friend from the home gym pics walking on the bridge before we hit the water.

 

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Here is Matt preparing to dive.

I tried to catch it the first time, but messed it up!

 

[Ironraider]

Very cool pics...ya'all be need'n a dog to tag along!

 

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This was an awesome place to grow up.

I spent every summer here, well my whole life actually. No place I'd rather live.

Here is Matt mid flight!

 

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Matt climbing out of the river.

Imagine all of your high school friend swimming at this place? I've had so many good times down here that it you'd get sick of all the stories.

We had fun yesterday and met some "colorful" people who brought out a crane and rope to swing off out into the river. Yeah, I kid you not.

 

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This guy brought the crane.

I've seen stranger things out here. Lot of people lose their virginity out in these places.

 

[Phidias]

Lot of people lose their virginity out in these places.

Yeah, some hot stuff in that very exciting place must have happened, that's for sure...

 

[njpooldude]

I've seen stranger things out here. Lot of people lose their virginity out in these places.

well.... i hope you got pics of that too!

YEEEEE HAWWWWW!!!
i love it!!!!

 

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IronRaider, these people showed up and they had a dog!

Very cool pics...ya'all be need'n a dog to tag along!

Everyone was friendly and laughing.

Here is that guy after he let go of the rope!

 

[Shelby]

Um... so where are the pics of the girls?

 

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This gal was a little lit [intoxicated] but was hitting the water cleanly.

All the guys out there were doing some rather painful looking "flops" which made a resouding "SLAPPING" sound, followed by drunken cheers from the onlookers.

I don't drink, but was having a good time laughing my ass off at everyone!

 

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The pics might not be doing this girl justice, because she was cute.

And...she had a terrific personality. Hanging out with the good ole boys at the river.

Here she is once again on the dismount.

 

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Now, Phidias this is the point I am trying to make to you regarding-

Montana, rural, people who definitely enjoy simple pleasures.

Now that girl may not be a top Parisian fashion model...however, she was really a cute girl... and is dating one of these fellas!

Awesome guys, who Matt and I liked immediately! I told the one on the left.."Hey nice job on the girlfriend, buddy..she's a honey."

His reponse was pure Montana: "Yeah, and the crazy part of the story is...SHE was chasing ME!!!! "

Lots of laughter....down to earth..very little pretenses around here.

 

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So the next time you guys give me shit about my hair-

That's the look I am after!

Here are some more folks we met out at the bridge.

 

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Later on one of these guys decided to see if he could burn a little rubber.

These pics are in sequence. Start to finish. Hey, it's not how I would treat my tires, but they were having one hell of a good time!

 

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A little Hank Williams Jr. "A Country Boy can Survive" playing!

You'd have the right sound track playing in your head.

I am listening to country music right now, Mark Collie.

 

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Did you fellas notice the homemade grill guard on that truck?

We asked him about it and he said, "Yeah, I got sick of hitting deer and messing up my truck. That doesn't happen anymore."

 

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Here is the beer I promised.

Lots of carbon there.

 

[aeliop]

Looks to be a great time

You think you and your friends would mind if a tanned Greek and his little Spanish side kick would come out and dive into that river? I think it would be a blast and it would be cool to hang out with you and your friends.