Riff Raff: The White Rapper bulk diet.

[G.I.Bro]

[ame]http://youtu.be/4dhNGdO8CvI[/ame]

Prepare to Rage gentlemenz.

"Published on Jan 26, 2015

Rapper Riff Raff is on tour—and is set on fueling his body the right way. After a series of dietary mishaps on his road to getting buff, Riff Raff decides it’s time to make a change. He adds a serious workout regimen to his tour schedule and is focused on gainin' weight and feelin’ great in hopes of becoming 240 pounds of pure muscle. "

 

[Bio-hazard]

You just never know if he's serious or not. He's funny to watch his vines tho.

 

[whysoserious]

I just assume everything he does is troll attempt

 

[Marvin Martian]

Is this guy considered talented by the young crowd? I don't consider myself as having "old man" taste in music but WTF was that??? It seems like if you are willing to make yourself look like a total douchebag and can make up some silly ass rhyme - you can be a rapper..


**** Edit *** DAMMIT - I wasn't paying attention and THIS was my 1,000th post???? that's awwww fugged up!!!

 

[Scotte0057]

Didn't think it was possible but I feel stupider after watching that

 

[Marvin Martian]

Didn't think it was possible but I feel stupider after watching that

I agree - its like you can feel your IQ dropping as you watch... But I have to say the shit is mesmerizing - in a "watching a monkey try to f**k a football" kind of way...

 

[G.I.Bro]

You have no remind yourself its not some SNL parody of a moronic, over the top, white rapper and its actually REAL LIFE. I mean I know he's hamming it up in the gym scenes and stuff, but the shit that comes out of his mouth at the dinners and like backstage - priceless entertainment (completely unaware of self humiliation at his own hands). Seppuku.

**broken link removed**

 

[ATLien]

he is funny as fuk but needs to realize he needs gear to reach his goals

 

[cauthen96]

Dude is a straight trip! Me and boys all crack up and even make riff raff jokes all the time..

This is the most clever marketing ever!

Bro even took KATY PERRY to the MTV music awards?? WTF

Still fun to watch.. and like most I thought it was a snl type spoof.. NOPE.

 

[nsharp]

It's not serious, the dude is hilarious.

 

[dfresh333]

haha i am now a fan. One of our board sponsors should hook him up and get him to start a log

 

[Pbfanatic321]

Lmfao I've seen him live at a music festival, guy is fucking crazy but funny.

 

[nategeezy82]

Hahahaha awesome! You can laugh but he's no dummy. Dude knows how to create a buzz

 

[sapp]

That guy is crazy

 

[LiftAmongstGiants]

Riff Raff 30 pounds in 30 days doing only 3 different exercises. chest press, leg extentions and hammer curls. Fuck with em he gone get ya right

 

[lesserevil665]

Hahahaha awesome! You can laugh but he's no dummy. Dude knows how to create a buzz

I second that. Not a fan of that genre of music, but he's creating all the noise he can. Any publicity truly is good publicity. Look at the goofballs in the Insane Clown Posse. Millions of dollars, a giant festival every year...what do they care what strangers think of them? Crap-I make an ass of myself on a daily basis and nobody ever got me an Escalade for it... good for him for stopping hard drugs and getting the iron bug.

 

[LK3]

wtf...
seriously...
:banghead:
its not like hes 17 either... omg.

 

[oldDIRTYbastard]

I'm the grumpiest old man on earth and was sort of entertained. Not bad

 

[juggy38]

it would be nice that your lean proteins are lobster tail, shrimp and sea bass. Hell if i was him i wouldn't eat chicken breasts either lol

Good for him getting of the cocaine. But hes still retarded lol. Very entertaining

 

[sammy555]

I goggled some of his pics from after the bulking. He ended up looking pretty good and didn't get fat either. Think he hit 235. Watched a few of his you tube vids. Seems like a cool guy, entertaining to watch. worth over $3 million apparently