sauna incident today

[mrsoul]

so today i had just finished my third dozen eggs before lunch. i went to the gym and had a badass hardcore workout. i was yelling crazy shit, throwing the weights around and giving everyone the dont fuck with me look because i am one badas dude! after the most intense muscle building session, i went to the locker room and started drinking my gallon of milk. my joints were a little tight after the extreme beating i gave my muscular frame so i went to the sauna. while i was sitting there a guy wearing nothing but a rainbow shirt and and a smile came walking in. i tried not notice that he was rubbing baby oil all over his body and playing madona on his jam box. he asked me to dance. i told him i was too tired from such a hardcore grueling workout. he sat close to me and i started to wonder if maybe he was gay. then i snapped and ripped his ear off! it only takes 8lbs of pressure to do so ya know. then i crushed his face with my massive biceps and dragged his corpse behind my car so everyone would know i am not gay. i am going to the sauna 3 times a day now so i hope noone else gay is there. lol!

 

[Shelby]

lol

KEEP THE FUCKING PAIN BRUTAL!!!

 

[slimjones]

i was pretty convinced for a second you were just gonna throw up in the sauna...But then you took a hard left turn and did some gay bashing...well, what could have been gay bashing. If in fact you knew for sure.... I mean, any guy with a rainbow shirt AND playing Madonna..........yea, id say it was a safe assumption! BTW...you know your gonna get the shits from all the dairy right? :cheeky'sm

 

[aeliop]

living in Florida

Living down here in Florida alot of gay dudes hit on me when I try to teach my fat co-workers a lesson and swim accross shark infested waters.

 

[alecaf]

damn that was funny. It was a mix of anabolic beats and confused guy, and i f you had added, "and then the guy with the rainbow shirt started sucking my cock" it would have a hint of the story posted by OTH.

 

[HUTCH]

LOL @ Shelby's signature...Team Anabolic Beast is in full effect...

 

[brineal]

i wish i could have the 30 seconds it took to read this back....

 

[OuchThatHurts]

damn that was funny. It was a mix of anabolic beats and confused guy, and i f you had added, "and then the guy with the rainbow shirt started sucking my cock" it would have a hint of the story posted by Lats.

by Lats???

 

[The Striated One]

How big was his cock

 

[pesty4077]

by Lats???

Ouch That Hurts

 

[Massive G]

KEEP THE FUCKING PAIN BRUTAL!!!

Bump Baby!!!

 

[Massive G]

People need to start calling out these clowns with their getbig like posts.

By the way
I gained 50 lbs last year of muscle sucking breast milk out of titties in the maternity ward....I was a big 340 lb baby!!!

 

[Paul Bunyan]

People need to start calling out these clowns with their getbig like posts.

By the way
I gained 50 lbs last year of muscle sucking breast milk out of titties in the maternity ward....I was a big 340 lb baby!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. One of the best posts I've seen in a while.

PB

 

[VanR__]

then i crushed his face with my massive biceps and dragged his corpse behind my car so everyone would know i am not gay.

LMFAO!!

 

[B1gJ1m]

Now that is some funny shit.

 

[confuzed_guy2000]

damn that was funny. It was a mix of anabolic beats and confused guy, and i f you had added, "and then the guy with the rainbow shirt started sucking my cock" it would have a hint of the story posted by Lats.

LOL, how'd I get dragged into this? I didn't rip anyones ear off

Good thing I didn't tell some of my other stories

 

[TheeBC]

so today i had just finished my third dozen eggs before lunch. i went to the gym and had a badass hardcore workout. i was yelling crazy shit, throwing the weights around and giving everyone the dont fuck with me look because i am one badas dude! after the most intense muscle building session, i went to the locker room and started drinking my gallon of milk. my joints were a little tight after the extreme beating i gave my muscular frame so i went to the sauna. while i was sitting there a guy wearing nothing but a rainbow shirt and and a smile came walking in. i tried not notice that he was rubbing baby oil all over his body and playing madona on his jam box. he asked me to dance. i told him i was too tired from such a hardcore grueling workout. he sat close to me and i started to wonder if maybe he was gay. then i snapped and ripped his ear off! it only takes 8lbs of pressure to do so ya know. then i crushed his face with my massive biceps and dragged his corpse behind my car so everyone would know i am not gay. i am going to the sauna 3 times a day now so i hope noone else gay is there. lol!

HAHAHAH bro, I laughed out lou

 

[Massive G]

KEEP THE FUCKING PAIN BRUTAL!!!

bump again...with some scenery..

 

[TJB]

haaaaa

bump again...with some scenery..

Yummy..... lol

 

[thebrick]

good one mrsoul

and Ouch, that link you posted had me laughing my ass off!!!!!