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[PHIL HERNON]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST....THEN YOU CAN TELL PEEPS THAT THEY HEARD IT FROM YOU FIRST, HAHAHAHAH........TO STOP THE OIL LEAK IN THE GULF THEY WILL BE USING COW MANURE..........THE LIGNANS IN THE MANURE SOAK UP THE OIL.....PROVIDE POCKETS SO THE OIL DOES SEEP BACK OUT, AND THE OIL DEGRADES AFTER TIME OR WE CAN GO RECOVER THE OIL IN THE POCKETS.....ALSO THE MICRO ORGANISMS IN THE MANURE WILL DEGRADE THE LAST FEW DROPS OF OIL.........CHEAP COW MANURE........WATCH!

 

[Gunsmith]

LOL , i was waiting for this.

thats actualy how the term "drill mud" came about , its all synthetic now but it stared out with a bunch of cows muddying up a small pond

 

[HeavyHands]

Or how about a nuclear explosive? See here: http://www.overcomingbias.com/2010/05/nuke-that-oil-well.html

 

[PsyT]

so.the.genetics.of.the.cow.has.nothing.to.do.with.how.good.the.manure.is.for.soaking.up.oil!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[myosin]

Actually

so.the.genetics.of.the.cow.has.nothing.to.do.with.how.good.the.manure.is.for.soaking.up.oil!?!?!?!?!?!?

They have to be grass fed only

 

[J.Blaze]

Good job Phil. Do you need help shoveling all that shit?? Just kidding. I really hope it works because that oil is fucking up the enviroment something awful.

 

[Dionysusedge]

Damn i thought this was going to be a thread about developing cannonball delts.

instead, its a bout cow shit.

DAMN YOU TO HELLLLL PHIL HENON!

 

[claymore]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST....THEN YOU CAN TELL PEEPS THAT THEY HEARD IT FROM YOU FIRST, HAHAHAHAH........TO STOP THE OIL LEAK IN THE GULF THEY WILL BE USING COW MANURE..........THE LIGNANS IN THE MANURE SOAK UP THE OIL.....PROVIDE POCKETS SO THE OIL DOES SEEP BACK OUT, AND THE OIL DEGRADES AFTER TIME OR WE CAN GO RECOVER THE OIL IN THE POCKETS.....ALSO THE MICRO ORGANISMS IN THE MANURE WILL DEGRADE THE LAST FEW DROPS OF OIL.........CHEAP COW MANURE........WATCH!

Really ??, I heard the swedes are gonna help us. Do you know anything about that phil ??

 

[Ashop]

Or how about a nuclear explosive? See here: Overcoming Bias : Nuke That Oil Well

I would have totally disagreed with this theory in the begining,,,but no with no end in sight I would consider it an option.

 

[packing_it_on]

Damn i thought this was going to be a thread about developing cannonball delts.

instead, its a bout cow shit.

DAMN YOU TO HELLLLL PHIL HENON!

HAHA! I thought the same thing...

 

[StevenGFH]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST....THEN YOU CAN TELL PEEPS THAT THEY HEARD IT FROM YOU FIRST, HAHAHAHAH........TO STOP THE OIL LEAK IN THE GULF THEY WILL BE USING COW MANURE..........THE LIGNANS IN THE MANURE SOAK UP THE OIL.....PROVIDE POCKETS SO THE OIL DOES SEEP BACK OUT, AND THE OIL DEGRADES AFTER TIME OR WE CAN GO RECOVER THE OIL IN THE POCKETS.....ALSO THE MICRO ORGANISMS IN THE MANURE WILL DEGRADE THE LAST FEW DROPS OF OIL.........CHEAP COW MANURE........WATCH!

there is a product made in Geneva that sells this Phil. It is called Oil Eater, i work for a company who distributes for them. I wonder if they would be looking into that, the company is called Terrenew

 

[PHIL HERNON]

Not sure

there is a product made in Geneva that sells this Phil. It is called Oil Eater, i work for a company who distributes for them. I wonder if they would be looking into that, the company is called Terrenew

The experiment station is sending it over to BP.......Rob from my gym is in charge of it.

 

[oldfella]

HMMMMM inject the cow shit with some aas shit.......some tren maybe and you have an anabolic oil eater. It can consume three times its' weight in oil and get huge!!

 

[HOTROCKS]

This thread is a bunch of bull shit...LOL !

 

[machola]

Really ??, I heard the swedes are gonna help us. Do you know anything about that phil ??

HAHA!!! A giant penis pump to cap the oil well?!

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

Well at least we'll now know what the secret ingredient will be in our tuna fish sandwiches!

 

[mike913]

LOL , i was waiting for this.

thats actualy how the term "drill mud" came about , its all synthetic now but it stared out with a bunch of cows muddying up a small pond

it was actually used to keep the holes drilled into the ground from caving in when drilling into more sandy soil (ever try to dig a hole at the beach as a kid? it keeps caving in until you use water). I actually think I just saw this on the History Channel show America: The Story of Us...wow I'm a dork.

 

[crashtestdummy]

If I tell my peeps they will call B.S. on me. Haha.

 

[BigChef]

Obama doesnt give a shit hahahahahaahha!

 

[oldfella]

Just invent some cows with gills, fill them full of tren and place them around the well................Super poo will do the job!!