I didn't read the entire thread but the following has seemed beneficial in my experience. Do some cardio, work up a good sweat, like sweat through your shirt. We're trying to flush the system here. Then, if you have access, sit in the steam room for as long as you can handle. 5-10 minutes should do just fine. Then shower and start drinking water to replenish what you just got rid of. I call it an oil change.
Oh, and don't forget electrolytes.