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Over the last month I’ve received several PMs and replies to post pics from the trip. I figured why not just do a travel log detailing everything. I’m not on social media and my iMessage/SMS texts are turned off for the week so you fuckers are the only ones I’m in communication with. Having said all that, if the general consensus is this is annoying and obnoxious don’t hesitate to say so and I’ll stop.
Left Miami last night (lol or at least what was last night to me with this crazy fucking time difference). Took the 15 hour red eye on Qatar Airways to Doha. Flight was perfect. Drank a few glasses of champagne before take off, popped a Xanax and after the first meal (filet and shrimp) I passed out. Slept for about 9 hours straight through; even better than I do on my mattress at home lol. Woke up, had an omelette and some fruit and landed 2-3 hours later.
Doha airport is sick. Security was a joke by the way. I could have had a brick of black tar heroin in my bag and they wouldn’t have cared. The mask rule here is also bullshit. Everything I read online was how strict they are; maybe 50% of people actually wore one.
Grabbed a cup of coffee and went right to the gym. Did a round of “fasted” cardio. Made my way to the food court and crushed some of that lamb shank and rice. Chilled for a minute in the lounge, downed some pre workout, dropped a deuce and used the tush spray (got water everywhere). They may treat their woman like garbage but at least you know you’re always licking a clean bootyhole.
Hit the gym again for a quick shoulder/arm pump. Lol I even tried the golf simulator next door. Finished with a shower in the spa. Just crushed some awesome filet and risotto at a random airport restaurant. Now waiting at the gate for flight number 2 to the main Maldives airport. More updates to follow.
PS - I hope these pics display in order…
Left Miami last night (lol or at least what was last night to me with this crazy fucking time difference). Took the 15 hour red eye on Qatar Airways to Doha. Flight was perfect. Drank a few glasses of champagne before take off, popped a Xanax and after the first meal (filet and shrimp) I passed out. Slept for about 9 hours straight through; even better than I do on my mattress at home lol. Woke up, had an omelette and some fruit and landed 2-3 hours later.
Doha airport is sick. Security was a joke by the way. I could have had a brick of black tar heroin in my bag and they wouldn’t have cared. The mask rule here is also bullshit. Everything I read online was how strict they are; maybe 50% of people actually wore one.
Grabbed a cup of coffee and went right to the gym. Did a round of “fasted” cardio. Made my way to the food court and crushed some of that lamb shank and rice. Chilled for a minute in the lounge, downed some pre workout, dropped a deuce and used the tush spray (got water everywhere). They may treat their woman like garbage but at least you know you’re always licking a clean bootyhole.
Hit the gym again for a quick shoulder/arm pump. Lol I even tried the golf simulator next door. Finished with a shower in the spa. Just crushed some awesome filet and risotto at a random airport restaurant. Now waiting at the gate for flight number 2 to the main Maldives airport. More updates to follow.
PS - I hope these pics display in order…
. Maybe next time I should take 
