Stupid Pumps

[kcbuilder]

Who gets pumps doing stupid things? For instance I get an insane pump in my forearms by simply typing. It's insane... Completly stupid.

Next time someone asks how I got so big, I'm gonna answer "take a look at these forearms........ ALL FROM TYPING!!!

 

[SacToSD]

Actually no, I don't get pimps from doing anything like that. Ahh, I just realized that I slipped in the "i" for "u" but I think it's funny and I'm leaving it.

 

[VTliftVT]

whenever i stir my protein powder into protein pudding i always have to sit the bowl down several times to releave the pump...i feel your pain!

also get lower back pumps randomly just sitting around on my ass...

 

[Bigbadchad]

Haha.....I was actually going to start a thread on the same thing yesterday. When I get out of the shower and put gel in my hair getting ready in the morning, my shoulders get and insane pump and start getting lactic acid to the point where I have to stop and take a break.

 

[Che]

I'll get pumps in my jaw muscles just from chewing my food - that really sucks when you're eating meat especially. Then try going to the dentist and keeping you mouth open for 1/2 hour. I'd rather have back pumps.

 

[getbiggest]

i get them in my calves anytime i walk up hill

 

[HeavyHitter2]

I get em in my shoulders just holding up my damn cell phone!

 

[norm1220]

Yeah, the cell phone gets me too!

 

[cpesloco]

seems to mainly happen with Tren and Abombs from my experiences.

 

[kcbuilder]

I'll get pumps in my jaw muscles just from chewing my food - that really sucks when you're eating meat especially. Then try going to the dentist and keeping you mouth open for 1/2 hour. I'd rather have back pumps.

YES, I get the chewing pumps too. Absolutly cannot chew gum on cycle.

I just go for more tender cuts of beef and typically cut smaller bites and don't quite chew them al the way.

TIP: Lots of fish!!! Easier on the jaw.

 

[wtw11171]

You mean to tell me that no one gets a pump from wack'n off?

 

[kcbuilder]

You mean to tell me that no one gets a pump from wack'n off?

We do, we just don't admit to it. roflmao

 

[bloodshed]

You mean to tell me that no one gets a pump from wack'n off?

thats why you take a fleshlight and put it in your couch i just thought of that right now, but it may be a good idea...

 

[Deus ex machina]

I get painful pumps in my arms shoulder down to my fingers from:

-stirring protein
-brushing teeth
-raising my hand
-cutting my hair

Sometimes bigger than when I am in the gym LOL. I should just sit in my bathroom drinking protein all day LOL.

 

[hhmarshall]

I get painful pumps in my arms shoulder down to my fingers from:

-cutting my hair

I wish I could cut my own hair. I'd save $11 every other week. I've tried several times to teach my gf how, but she just doesn't seem to get it.

 

[Deus ex machina]

I wish I could cut my own hair. I'd save $11 every other week. I've tried several times to teach my gf how, but she just doesn't seem to get it.

Haha. I never could get the barbershops to cut my hair correctly. So I was like that saying "sometimes you gotta do things yourself for them to get done correctly". And that's what I did. Saved a ton of cash over the years and I get lots of compliments (very meticulous on cutting my hair lol).

 

[maldorf]

You mean to tell me that no one gets a pump from wack'n off?

LOL! Hah. I used to get pumps when taking a crap. My pubococogeus muscle would get all pumped and sore. Like somoene else said on here, its not a good thing getting pumps like this. Certainly not a healthy sign.

 

[kcbuilder]

My pubococogeus muscle would get all pumped and sore.

I believe it's spelled pubococcygeus, commonly reffered to as the "gooch" on men or the "taint"on women. Because it taint the pussy and it taint the asshole it's just the space in between.


lmao

 

[IM MACHO]

lmao!!

 

[nickman...]

sometimes i get pumps in my arms and shoulders when i shave my head in a hurry... also when i take a really fast shower...