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Steak Helmet
Please do not email, sms , pm , ring or use any other means of communication to ask me for my secret mass gain tips again. They are top secret so I KnOt TeLL YeW. I mean, if I tell you, I will have to tell everyone...and then it would not be a secret now would it? And there would be no point of having bodybuilding right?
Furthermore I know you are distressed that you continue to remain the same size ie small however I think it is a bit much that you are using cyber stats. After years of research I finally have a formula to extrapolate real stats from cyber stats. I would like to share this with the forum.....
To determine real stats from cyber stats simply:
Take the square root of the "LIE" (Steak Helmets 22 inch bicep) minus the hypoteneuse of theta times pi divided by the triple integral of a sphere plus the second derivative of cosine beta and voila:
You have the real answer: 14.2 inches (Steak Helmet's true bicep size, poor thing)
P.S Its Wed. I ran out of my medication on Saturday.
Please do not email, sms , pm , ring or use any other means of communication to ask me for my secret mass gain tips again. They are top secret so I KnOt TeLL YeW. I mean, if I tell you, I will have to tell everyone...and then it would not be a secret now would it? And there would be no point of having bodybuilding right?
Furthermore I know you are distressed that you continue to remain the same size ie small however I think it is a bit much that you are using cyber stats. After years of research I finally have a formula to extrapolate real stats from cyber stats. I would like to share this with the forum.....
To determine real stats from cyber stats simply:
Take the square root of the "LIE" (Steak Helmets 22 inch bicep) minus the hypoteneuse of theta times pi divided by the triple integral of a sphere plus the second derivative of cosine beta and voila:
You have the real answer: 14.2 inches (Steak Helmet's true bicep size, poor thing)
P.S Its Wed. I ran out of my medication on Saturday.
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