All this gay talk reminds me of this story:
There was a man who was taking an examine for a state test. He approach his neighbor and ask him " I am taking a written, oral, an pychological test. I understand the first two, but can you explain what A pychological test? His NEIGHBOR replied" well it is like this, I assume you own your house, MAN: yes. NEIGHBOR: do you take care of your yard? MAN: yes. NEIGHBOR: Do you own a weedwacker? MAN: yes. NEIGHBOR: You are probally married. MAN: yes. NEIGHBOR: You are probally a hetrosexual. MAN: yes. NEIGHBOR: That is what a phycological test is, assumption. MAN: Oh, I see. Well the man went and took his test and his best friend ask him how he did. MAN: I did well on everything, except the phycological test. BEST FRIEND: what is a phycological test? MAN: Well, it is like this, do you own a weedwacker? BEST FRIEND: No. MAN:You are gay!