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^ this one is great. Reminds me of a somewhat similar story of mine from years ago...people seem to really enjoy this one so I will tell it.
I worked as a bouncer at a college bar, so of course I met all types of crazy chicks. And some great slutty ones too. All while ingesting large amounts of drugs and alcohol while trenned out my mind.
So I met this girl very easily as she approached me and basically told me to come over and fuck her after I got off work. So of course I did. I get to her house and this girl is real nutty. I mean changing her attitude in a matter of minutes from calm to yelling and stuff like that. Turns out she likes oxycontin as much I a did and had like 100 roxies sitting in a bag on her counter. We proceed to sniff those bitches down and fuck for hours as my entire body goes numb. I go to finish, and I do inside the condom. At least that's what I thought. It was dark so I go into the bathroom to clean up and see that the end of the condom looks like a popped fire cracker. Just demolished. During this period I am in the bathroom I hear her going on about how she always uses condoms because her best friend got knocked up 6 mo ago.... so I turn around and she sees what happened...she screams how the fuck did you not know! Do you think it was a pussy skin condom!!!! She continues yelling while angrily looking at me, grabs a 20oz coke bottle from the counter, comes in the bathroom, fills it up with soap and water and shoves it inside herself and squeezes that shit out in herself and it splashes all over the floor while she is squatting over yelling at me. I laughed so hard as I ran outside to grab my shit and run away.
I worked as a bouncer at a college bar, so of course I met all types of crazy chicks. And some great slutty ones too. All while ingesting large amounts of drugs and alcohol while trenned out my mind.
So I met this girl very easily as she approached me and basically told me to come over and fuck her after I got off work. So of course I did. I get to her house and this girl is real nutty. I mean changing her attitude in a matter of minutes from calm to yelling and stuff like that. Turns out she likes oxycontin as much I a did and had like 100 roxies sitting in a bag on her counter. We proceed to sniff those bitches down and fuck for hours as my entire body goes numb. I go to finish, and I do inside the condom. At least that's what I thought. It was dark so I go into the bathroom to clean up and see that the end of the condom looks like a popped fire cracker. Just demolished. During this period I am in the bathroom I hear her going on about how she always uses condoms because her best friend got knocked up 6 mo ago.... so I turn around and she sees what happened...she screams how the fuck did you not know! Do you think it was a pussy skin condom!!!! She continues yelling while angrily looking at me, grabs a 20oz coke bottle from the counter, comes in the bathroom, fills it up with soap and water and shoves it inside herself and squeezes that shit out in herself and it splashes all over the floor while she is squatting over yelling at me. I laughed so hard as I ran outside to grab my shit and run away.
