PHIL HERNON
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This guy made the NUMBSKULL decision of all time.........he made my decisions look good..........I cant believe what I just saw........does anyone else watch this show?
This guy made the NUMBSKULL decision of all time.........he made my decisions look good..........I cant believe what I just saw........does anyone else watch this show?
Uh, it's a scripted show.....pretty sure it's all about ratings
This guy made the NUMBSKULL decision of all time.........he made my decisions look good..........I cant believe what I just saw........does anyone else watch this show?
#10- FEAR FACTOR, this one actually wasn't as bad, which is why its #10. The characters did a little more than fight with each other, and some of the stuff they did would take some balls. The reason its on the list is because it only comprised of 2 things, eating nasty shit, and performing stupid stunts with a safety harness. It got old. They should have made the chicks wear bikini's and walk through Caprini Green Chicago armed with only a small can of mace. That's reality
#9- ROAD RULES, bunch of retards w/ no jobs have to ride around in a camper finding clues to some sort of bullshit puzzle. Sucked!
#8- THE REAL WORLD- Sorry, a beautiful beach house with a fully stocked bar, pool table, and jacuzzi isnt the real world. And how many times did we have to see some jackass on the phone all depressed and talking to a girlfriend 1000 miles away? There is hot ass all over the place, liquor, and a beach, and this moron wants to sit on a phone depressed the whole show!!! Fuck, made me depressed just seeing it from time to time.
#7- QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY- This makes great sense, a gay guy comes into a straight guys place, and changes everything about it and his look, to help him get PUSSY. Not dick, PUSSY. And usually by the end of the show the "straight guy" is hugging the gay guy and acting gay himself. Reality TV? How about a guy who plays football at a college campus, lives in a shithole with dishes stacked to the ceiling, and clothes all over the floor.......Who still bangs 10 smoking hot asses a week because he's the fucking man!!! That's reality
#6- ROCK OF LOVE- Lose the fucking bandana already Michaels, it's 2009. And BTW, your last season had skank trailer park looking chicks. I was subjected to watch this shit one night at work. The dude was down to his final choice between 2 chicks. The decision maker for him was the fact he was a diabetic and needed his sugar, and some bitch told him he needed his sugar, and she cared about him. He was like "I almost died, she saved me" I think I was taking a shot of Humalog shortly after, somebody get me a candy bar, waaa wahhh
#5- LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD- WTF!!! It's a reality show about midgets>? Wow, I never would have thought they needed smaller countertops and shorter door knobs!!! Give me a break, fuck off!!!
#4- MILLIONAIRE DATE WOMAN- This one really gets under my skin, have you seen this old busted up hag that does this shit? I cant even look at her face for longer than it takes to go to a commercial break!! It's not rocket science lady, we as guy's want hot ass. Go find it!!
#3- THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BLAH BLAH BLAH - Must be nice, your fake plastic ass is worth some guy who is gone 364 days out of the year busting his ass, so you can pal around with your fake ass friends in your "It's never good enough" car. Buy me this, buy me this, buy me this!!! How about a new one "The real husbands of the real housewives" He's out fucking around left and right, smoking cigars with his buddies and talking about how he's going to get rid of you for somebody new!!!
#2- AMERICAN IDOL- I'm not even going to get started on this one.
#1- THE SMALLEST GROOM- Yea, you may have overlooked this one hahha, but they had a reality show like the bachelor only they used a bunch of midgets. Thats pretty rude if you ask me, dont these midgets have it hard enough without making their reality show a shorter season too? hehehhe
Ok, so there you have it. I'm off to do cardio, hopefully there wont be any reality TV on at the gym. I'm just going to get on a treadmill behind the hottest chick there and make believe I'm behind her the entire time she's going up and down on the glider.
#10- FEAR FACTOR, this one actually wasn't as bad, which is why its #10. The characters did a little more than fight with each other, and some of the stuff they did would take some balls. The reason its on the list is because it only comprised of 2 things, eating nasty shit, and performing stupid stunts with a safety harness. It got old. They should have made the chicks wear bikini's and walk through Caprini Green Chicago armed with only a small can of mace. That's reality
#9- ROAD RULES, bunch of retards w/ no jobs have to ride around in a camper finding clues to some sort of bullshit puzzle. Sucked!
#8- THE REAL WORLD- Sorry, a beautiful beach house with a fully stocked bar, pool table, and jacuzzi isnt the real world. And how many times did we have to see some jackass on the phone all depressed and talking to a girlfriend 1000 miles away? There is hot ass all over the place, liquor, and a beach, and this moron wants to sit on a phone depressed the whole show!!! Fuck, made me depressed just seeing it from time to time.
#7- QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY- This makes great sense, a gay guy comes into a straight guys place, and changes everything about it and his look, to help him get PUSSY. Not dick, PUSSY. And usually by the end of the show the "straight guy" is hugging the gay guy and acting gay himself. Reality TV? How about a guy who plays football at a college campus, lives in a shithole with dishes stacked to the ceiling, and clothes all over the floor.......Who still bangs 10 smoking hot asses a week because he's the fucking man!!! That's reality
#6- ROCK OF LOVE- Lose the fucking bandana already Michaels, it's 2009. And BTW, your last season had skank trailer park looking chicks. I was subjected to watch this shit one night at work. The dude was down to his final choice between 2 chicks. The decision maker for him was the fact he was a diabetic and needed his sugar, and some bitch told him he needed his sugar, and she cared about him. He was like "I almost died, she saved me" I think I was taking a shot of Humalog shortly after, somebody get me a candy bar, waaa wahhh
#5- LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD- WTF!!! It's a reality show about midgets>? Wow, I never would have thought they needed smaller countertops and shorter door knobs!!! Give me a break, fuck off!!!
#4- MILLIONAIRE DATE WOMAN- This one really gets under my skin, have you seen this old busted up hag that does this shit? I cant even look at her face for longer than it takes to go to a commercial break!! It's not rocket science lady, we as guy's want hot ass. Go find it!!
#3- THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BLAH BLAH BLAH - Must be nice, your fake plastic ass is worth some guy who is gone 364 days out of the year busting his ass, so you can pal around with your fake ass friends in your "It's never good enough" car. Buy me this, buy me this, buy me this!!! How about a new one "The real husbands of the real housewives" He's out fucking around left and right, smoking cigars with his buddies and talking about how he's going to get rid of you for somebody new!!!
#2- AMERICAN IDOL- I'm not even going to get started on this one.
#1- THE SMALLEST GROOM- Yea, you may have overlooked this one hahha, but they had a reality show like the bachelor only they used a bunch of midgets. Thats pretty rude if you ask me, dont these midgets have it hard enough without making their reality show a shorter season too? hehehhe
Ok, so there you have it. I'm off to do cardio, hopefully there wont be any reality TV on at the gym. I'm just going to get on a treadmill behind the hottest chick there and make believe I'm behind her the entire time she's going up and down on the glider.
#10- FEAR FACTOR, this one actually wasn't as bad, which is why its #10. The characters did a little more than fight with each other, and some of the stuff they did would take some balls. The reason its on the list is because it only comprised of 2 things, eating nasty shit, and performing stupid stunts with a safety harness. It got old. They should have made the chicks wear bikini's and walk through Caprini Green Chicago armed with only a small can of mace. That's reality
#9- ROAD RULES, bunch of retards w/ no jobs have to ride around in a camper finding clues to some sort of bullshit puzzle. Sucked!
#8- THE REAL WORLD- Sorry, a beautiful beach house with a fully stocked bar, pool table, and jacuzzi isnt the real world. And how many times did we have to see some jackass on the phone all depressed and talking to a girlfriend 1000 miles away? There is hot ass all over the place, liquor, and a beach, and this moron wants to sit on a phone depressed the whole show!!! Fuck, made me depressed just seeing it from time to time.
#7- QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY- This makes great sense, a gay guy comes into a straight guys place, and changes everything about it and his look, to help him get PUSSY. Not dick, PUSSY. And usually by the end of the show the "straight guy" is hugging the gay guy and acting gay himself. Reality TV? How about a guy who plays football at a college campus, lives in a shithole with dishes stacked to the ceiling, and clothes all over the floor.......Who still bangs 10 smoking hot asses a week because he's the fucking man!!! That's reality
#6- ROCK OF LOVE- Lose the fucking bandana already Michaels, it's 2009. And BTW, your last season had skank trailer park looking chicks. I was subjected to watch this shit one night at work. The dude was down to his final choice between 2 chicks. The decision maker for him was the fact he was a diabetic and needed his sugar, and some bitch told him he needed his sugar, and she cared about him. He was like "I almost died, she saved me" I think I was taking a shot of Humalog shortly after, somebody get me a candy bar, waaa wahhh
#5- LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD- WTF!!! It's a reality show about midgets>? Wow, I never would have thought they needed smaller countertops and shorter door knobs!!! Give me a break, fuck off!!!
#4- MILLIONAIRE DATE WOMAN- This one really gets under my skin, have you seen this old busted up hag that does this shit? I cant even look at her face for longer than it takes to go to a commercial break!! It's not rocket science lady, we as guy's want hot ass. Go find it!!
#3- THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BLAH BLAH BLAH - Must be nice, your fake plastic ass is worth some guy who is gone 364 days out of the year busting his ass, so you can pal around with your fake ass friends in your "It's never good enough" car. Buy me this, buy me this, buy me this!!! How about a new one "The real husbands of the real housewives" He's out fucking around left and right, smoking cigars with his buddies and talking about how he's going to get rid of you for somebody new!!!
#2- AMERICAN IDOL- I'm not even going to get started on this one.
#1- THE SMALLEST GROOM- Yea, you may have overlooked this one hahha, but they had a reality show like the bachelor only they used a bunch of midgets. Thats pretty rude if you ask me, dont these midgets have it hard enough without making their reality show a shorter season too? hehehhe
Ok, so there you have it. I'm off to do cardio, hopefully there wont be any reality TV on at the gym. I'm just going to get on a treadmill behind the hottest chick there and make believe I'm behind her the entire time she's going up and down on the glider.
do people really not know that all this shit is scripted? and that elimination decisions are usually made by production staff and not the "judges" on the show?
do people really not know that all this shit is scripted? and that elimination decisions are usually made by production staff and not the "judges" on the show?