Funniest thing I ever saw on WWF was Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase. He chose a little kid from the audience and said he'd give him a prize ($10 or $100 can't remember) if he could dribble this basketball 10 times in a row. Even the crowd was chanting off the numbers. "One, two, three.." but just when he got to 9, Ted kicked the ball out of the ring and said into his mic, "Let this be a lesson to you kid. If you don't get the job done, YOU. DON'T. GET. PAID!"
Omg, we laughed so hard.