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I was thinking this could get pretty funny. My little trip to urgent care today gave me the idea for this thread and I have 2 off the top of my head.
1st, was peeing blood after my surgery. Long story short, to have kids, I had to have my balls cut open and the sperm directly extracted.
A day or 2 later, im wearing this jock strap/front diaper dressing and I have to pee.
No big deal, lets go pee. When blood came out I lost my shit, start yelling for my wife to call the doctor and go into full panic thinking I ruptured the stitches in the testicle.
My wife, nearly pissing herself laughing on the phone with the nurse informs me its common after a cathedar and to stop being a baby about it. You would think, might pee blood would be something they tell you on discharge.. but nooooo. Blood from dick is, imo a good reason to panic.
Second was living in NC. Im used to migraines but this one night something else was wrong. It was, to this day the worst pain I ever felt. I think I'm having a stroke or an aneurysm, call 911 and get picked up by an ambulance.
Get to the hospital, spend 3 min with the doc who goes...is this your first suicide headache? Oxygen, benadryl, advil and some other drug and im good to go in 6 minutes.
Doc tells me everyone freaks out when they get their first one.
Meanwhile, my wife was visiting family in NJ and wheni tell her, her reply is....seriously, I cant leave you alone for 3 days without an ER trip.
1st, was peeing blood after my surgery. Long story short, to have kids, I had to have my balls cut open and the sperm directly extracted.
A day or 2 later, im wearing this jock strap/front diaper dressing and I have to pee.
No big deal, lets go pee. When blood came out I lost my shit, start yelling for my wife to call the doctor and go into full panic thinking I ruptured the stitches in the testicle.
My wife, nearly pissing herself laughing on the phone with the nurse informs me its common after a cathedar and to stop being a baby about it. You would think, might pee blood would be something they tell you on discharge.. but nooooo. Blood from dick is, imo a good reason to panic.
Second was living in NC. Im used to migraines but this one night something else was wrong. It was, to this day the worst pain I ever felt. I think I'm having a stroke or an aneurysm, call 911 and get picked up by an ambulance.
Get to the hospital, spend 3 min with the doc who goes...is this your first suicide headache? Oxygen, benadryl, advil and some other drug and im good to go in 6 minutes.
Doc tells me everyone freaks out when they get their first one.
Meanwhile, my wife was visiting family in NJ and wheni tell her, her reply is....seriously, I cant leave you alone for 3 days without an ER trip.