TNT--must read

[big_byrd52]

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What
massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.

He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

 

[Snarf]

So what was her name and did she still go out with you?

 

[big_byrd52]

My ex girlfriends mom sent this to me as a joke cause the first time i met her mom and grandma, we were walking down the street and there were 2 younger girls behind us, and then mom and grandma behind them. Well ma and grandma overheard their conversation that went like this:

1-wow, look how big that guy
2-yea, he is big, pretty cute too.
1 yea, but i bet he has a small penis.
snickers

Me and my girl didnt hear it, but of course they called her later and told her what the girls had said. she started rolling laughing and of course i wanted to know. when she told me i was so embarrassed, i was like oh thats perfect. what a great first impression! Its been 3.5 years and i still hear shit about it!

 

[Ivan]

lol

Bro that was hilarious!!!

 

[xcelbeyond]

LOL - (I resemble that )

 

[Coopie]

This is kinda funny too...

A few years back I was walking out of my apartment building with my (then) girlfriend. We were standing on the steps when a lady walks past with a little girl - probably about 4 years old, give or take.

So the girl stops, points to me, and says "Mommy - why is that man so swolen?" My girl and I started laughing hysterically, as did the little girl's mother.