Too early to cuss?

[PHIL HERNON]

WHEN TO START CUSSING

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says
the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.'

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for
breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs
upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!'

 

[tomuchgear]

wow thats funny. hmmmm reminds me of a couple kids i know.

 

[617ricky]

This reminds me of some videos I saw on youtube recently.. IT's this little cute ~5 year old blond girl.. And she's going OFF throwing around all kinds of vulgar obscenities, with her older sister taping her laughing in the background.. It was kind of crazy actually.

 

[marilyn]

hahahahahhaha.....that was funny

loved it!

 

[Phidias]

LOL...

 

[RINO]

 

[b-boy]

Wow that so reminds me of me and my sister when we were young, she could get my stupid lil ass to do anything.>>>LOL funny story phil.

 

[K1]

WHEN TO START CUSSING

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says
the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.'

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for
breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs
upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!'

Good one

 

[pesty4077]

LMAO

 

[Newman]

A man is busy worshipping God intensely.

Suddenly God appears in person right in front of the man.

The man asks God "Lord, how long is 1000 human years to you?"

God answers "1000 human years is like a single second to me."

Seeing the enormous spread between Divine measures & human measures, the man hatches a crafty plan.

He asks God "Lord, how much is $1000,000,000.00 dollars in human money to you?"

God answers "$1000,000,000.00 human dollars is like 1 penny to Me".

Then, the man asks "Lord, would You please give me a penny?"

Knowing that the man has a serious problem with greed, God answers "Sure you can have a penny, just wait a second."

 

[Tyrone]

Def. a good one!

 

[PHIL HERNON]

Hahaahahaha

A man is busy worshipping God intensely.

Suddenly God appears in person right in front of the man.

The man asks God "Lord, how long is 1000 human years to you?"

God answers "1000 human years is like a single second to me."

Seeing the enormous spread between Divine measures & human measures, the man hatches a crafty plan.

He asks God "Lord, how much is $1000,000,000.00 dollars in human money to you?"

God answers "$1000,000,000.00 human dollars is like 1 penny to Me".

Then, the man asks "Lord, would You please give me a penny?"

Knowing that the man has a serious problem with greed, God answers "Sure you can have a penny, just wait a second."

GOOD!!
What did the dyslexic aethiest do when bored? He thought of all the ways that there could possibly be a doG.