Top ten reasons... O/T funny

[OuchThatHurts]

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for a pair of new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
might let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN??? You can always buy a silencer for a handgun.

 

[km2000]

ya that was funny man.....

i am beginning to think i need a new handgun now!

 

[TRAINHD]

^^ So true

 

[oldfella]

Good one OTH. Very Funny. Not quite off topic but it relates......................................................why is hanging criminals better than shooting them????................................................................................................................................................Because you can reuse the rope!!!

 

[thenatural3456]

lol that was pretty good