What did you get for Fathers Day?

[Johnny Smiles]

I got crazy sex with wife dressed in slutty lingerie.
and a card and shoes or something.... wasnt paying attention cuz of first present

hope you all have a good one!
-JS

 

[Tyrone]

Haha! Happy Father's Day.
I took a crap on his door step and shaped it into a heart.
At least someone would laugh...What ever, I did.

 

[jrod]

A pair of socks and piece of ass and both were two sizes to big

 

[Johnny Smiles]

Laughed Out Loud!!!!
damn, thats funny brotha!
-JS

 

[dr intensity]

i just called up my dad

 

[Tough Old Man]

1) a Blow job

2) breakfast in bed and seeings that I'm on a cut the meal was a cheat meal and excellent. first cheat meal in 2 weeks. Fried eggs, bacon, hash browns and pancakes with strawberry jelly and maple syrup on them.

 

[lepinlarry]

I got a FB comment from my wife. Our phones are down so I cant call my family from here in Afghanistan. But the FB comment made me smile.

 

[hotnuts]

New set of golf clubs, and a signed and framed authentic Dirk Nowitski jersey. I live in Dallas!

 

[Jonny]

1) a Blow job

2) breakfast in bed and seeings that I'm on a cut the meal was a cheat meal and excellent. first cheat meal in 2 weeks. Fried eggs, bacon, hash browns and pancakes with strawberry jelly and maple syrup on them.

More power to you, all I got was nothing/ argument.

 

[Jonny]

I got a FB comment from my wife. Our phones are down so I cant call my family from here in Afghanistan. But the FB comment made me smile.

nice, come home safe, fucker!

 

[Kay3]

A new Golf Driver

 

[madmick]

CHEESECAKE

 

[ironxedge]

I got a sobbing daughter because my ex wife sucks.

 

[cm]

2 sets of mini's from efts. those yellow ones are going to be a real bitch to use, I foresee some struggle getting those set up, but once they are on, gonna be some good times
-c

 

[BreitlingGT]

Well it's my first fathers day wasnt too bad new gym bag and some morning sex followed by the required 10 egg whites and cup of oatmeal

 

[Stroke71]

I've got newborn twins. I've already got my first Childs name tatted on my chest. So I got a gift card to a tattoo parlor to get my twins footprints tatted on my side. Can't wait!!

 

[lepinlarry]

nice, come home safe, fucker!

Thanks bro 3 more months and I'm out this bitch!