When walking up 3 flights of stairs leaves you winded. When all your clothes need to be custom made or you buy all your clothes at the big and tall shop. When your monthly food bill could easily pass as someones mortgage. When your wife no longer sleeps in the same bed because your cpap's too loud. When customs knows you by your first name. When you realize what an awesome invention flushable wet wipes are in keeping the skids away. When random people in the mall start pointing and whispering as you walk by. When your close to 300lbs at 5'8" and feel you need more outer delt development. When you spend your rest day doing your gym laundry because your wife wont touch it...along with preparing/storing the next 4 days of meals in tupperware. When you turn around and have no social life outside the gym. When getpinz considers you one of their best customers. When your categorized as obese on standard height/weight charts yet have a body fat ratio of between 12-15% off season. When you develop "the waddle". When you've lost your gag reflex for eating tuna, chicken breast etc. I'm gonna stop here...