...when a rival tries to beat you, plays internet steroid, toys with his first gear, and fucks his shit up.
You guys need to be careful. Sometimes your first cycle can even do more damage to your appearance than it's worth, complete hair loss, visible aging, all over a pint of muscle. Sometimes a newbie gets himself into something for nothing. I know that I've had to the the music for experimenting on myself, so I don't know how if I should feel empathy or not, but I've occasionally felt joy towards a few malicious competitor's misfortunes at this sort of thing.