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Fellas,
Jack H. got me to thinking last night - I have show in about 6 weeks and I can't find my damn CALVES!!! I lied in bed for hours, trying the sleep, but only wondering where in the hell I had left them. Were they in the garage?... Did I leave them in a pair of boots?... Did they get snagged at the gym? God, maybe those internet stories about people waking up in the bathtub with a missing kidney were true and someone stole my calves the same way!!! To make matters even worse, I had planned on training calves this morning, so I was really in a panic.
So, there I was, in my home gym, pining away on a bench and wondering how in SAM HELL I was going to train my calves if they're not there - my feet just floppin' around all over the place... Just as I felt the first tear start to roll down my cheek as I imagined how silly I would look on stage without calves, a warm feeling of bliss overcame me. I opened my eyes, looked down, and HALLELUYAH - my calves were BACK!!!
I got so excited I bounced inside (on my new springy calves, mind you), grabbed my digital camera took a quick pic to show my Bro's at ProfessionalMuscle.
Moral of the story: Count your muscle groups - you never know when one might come up missing...
-Randy
(Jack if you're reading this, I'm totally screwin' around, Bro. Hope you got a kick out of it!!! LOL.)
Jack H. got me to thinking last night - I have show in about 6 weeks and I can't find my damn CALVES!!! I lied in bed for hours, trying the sleep, but only wondering where in the hell I had left them. Were they in the garage?... Did I leave them in a pair of boots?... Did they get snagged at the gym? God, maybe those internet stories about people waking up in the bathtub with a missing kidney were true and someone stole my calves the same way!!! To make matters even worse, I had planned on training calves this morning, so I was really in a panic.
So, there I was, in my home gym, pining away on a bench and wondering how in SAM HELL I was going to train my calves if they're not there - my feet just floppin' around all over the place... Just as I felt the first tear start to roll down my cheek as I imagined how silly I would look on stage without calves, a warm feeling of bliss overcame me. I opened my eyes, looked down, and HALLELUYAH - my calves were BACK!!!
I got so excited I bounced inside (on my new springy calves, mind you), grabbed my digital camera took a quick pic to show my Bro's at ProfessionalMuscle.
Moral of the story: Count your muscle groups - you never know when one might come up missing...
-Randy
(Jack if you're reading this, I'm totally screwin' around, Bro. Hope you got a kick out of it!!! LOL.)