Women really piss me off sometimes!!!

[Maverick]

Man I tell you guys, sometimes women really know how to piss me off. I am usually a pretty laid back guy. It takes alot to get my blood really boiled, but there are a few exceptions. Case in point.....

I am at the post office this past thursday. It was around 4pm and I had a funeral I had to go to in St Louis the next morning but the open viewing of the person was that night and she was a very close family friend. Well St Louis is 3 hours away and it was only open until 8:30 so I had to still rush home throw on some good clothes packa a bag with overnight stuff and head out the door.

Well just my luck everybody in my damn town decides that they need to mail something at 4pm in the afternoon. Every other time I go into the post office its empty as hell but not today. So I had to wait 25 minutes while the slow postal works take care of every fool in there.

well I finally get out and get back into my escalade and I am ready to pull out and this bitch cuts me off and speeds up to the end of the post office drive way like we're at daytona. So right there I am a little aggrivated but nothing bad. Women are piss poor drivers so I expect that.

So I move up behind here expecting her to go and she waits and waits and waits. I am like " what the hell are you waiting for?" so I honk my horn and she sticks her finger out of the window and flips me off.

By now I am really pissed off. I hate that shit. That arrogant little bitch fucking cut me off, then made me wait and then had the nerve to flip me off. I had a huge glup size mountain dew from the local sip n' zip so I put it in my left hand out the window. Well we pulled up to the stop sign and she was going to turn left and I was going straight ahead but there was a car in front of me and she was the first in her lane. She kept giving me the " evil stare" as I looked at her. Her light turned green before mine so as she started to pull away I threw my mountain dew at her and I hit her back bumper and got some mountain dew on her car but not much. She sped off and didnt say shit.

But women like that piss me off to no end. She cut me off, then waited and then flipped me off. Oh man if she was a guy we would have maybe come to blows. It was just her attitude like " fuck yo i'll do what i want and you can go fuck off if you dont like it." I am usually more considerate of other people on a daily basis. Arrogant bitch. Sorry for the rant fella's.




Mav

 

[G.E.R.M]

..

toughguy huh?

couldnt even get the mountain dew in the car !!!

 

[Maverick]

toughguy huh?

couldnt even get the mountain dew in the car !!!

It was one handed



Mav

 

[Mr Pickles]

Dumb and Dumber

"big gulps, huh? all right bro, later"



thats Mav

 

[jig]

toughguy huh?

couldnt even get the mountain dew in the car !!!

bahahahahahahaha, jesus I'm laughin so hard I'm crying..

jig

 

[Mr Pickles]

I love internet asswipes with a little snide comment. You and GERM are two peas from the same pod. Gotta love being able to talk shit behind a keyboard.

hahaha. you do realize i wasnt being snide, i'm just being silly.

sorry if you took it that way. when you said big gulp that was first thing that crossed my mind. just thought it was funny. sorry boss.

 

[DOGMA]

Pickles

Hehe. I thought it was funny.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Hehe. I thought it was funny.

it was one of my favorite scenes from that movie. i know a kid that does shit like that habitually. mucho funny.

 

[joedokes]

Women..... Can't live with them...... Can't hold their heads underwater.

 

[The Punisher]

You should have just beat the shit out of her like a real man would have

 

[vanilla gorilla]

Maverick

I feel ya bro. I know about the road rage food fights, lol. This didn't happen with a woman but this fucking idiot in an 18 wheeler decides he wants to pull out in front of everyone and block the whole road. So i whip on around him and that shit pissed him off. So i stopped beside him and ask him what the fuck his problem was and called him a non driving motherfucker. He cussed back at me. I had a whopper from Burger King in my hand so I chunked that bitch at him. The look on his face was classic. He didn't know what to think. He was literally stumped.

Oh well, that made me think about that.

Do the Dew.

Peace,
VG

 

[rAJJIN]

Hahaha he said Do the Dew :devi:-smi

 

[Mr Pickles]

Hehe. I thought it was funny.

apparentley he didnt

 

[Mr Pickles]

Hahaha he said Do the Dew :devi:-smi

hahahahahaha, i just saw that... too damned funny ..hahahahaha

 

[Tom]

Consequences.....

If you had not been behind her by 1 car you may have been pissed off enough to throw that big gulp into her car and possibly strike her with it in the process. I'm not saying you would have, but even though she was a cunt who cut you off and then flipped you off, you would have been the one dragged off in handcuffs for assault. My point is to always try to have the presence of mind to realize what your actions could cost you. Thousands of dollars in lawyers fees, a criminal record, and possible jail time and loss of job, etc. Again I'm not saying that was your intention, but the advice stands for everone of us including me. When all is said and done she was the childish asshole and you're still the better person and should'nt consider yourself a victim. Best to just laugh at her skanky ass and drive away.

 

[Maverick]

Tom,

Oh I know bro. Usually petty shit like that doesn't even bother me but for whatever reason when she flipped me off it hit a nerve. When I was in my early 20's and me and my friends would go to club and they would start drink, usually one of my buds would end up in a confrontation and I would be the one to tell him to watch it because of exactly what you said, assault charges, possible jail time, etc. I dont know something about this incident just struck a nerve and when she flipped me off I was like " Oh so its like that, is it. Alright then!" I agree throwing the drink was childish on my part, but man she ticked me off. I think it was becuase she cut me off first flying through the parking lot at 40mph. I was already half way pulled out and she kept speeding on through like I had to watch out for her when I was clearly had the right away.

I tell ya between women driver yapping on their cell phones or looking at themselves in the mirror or old people driving, its enough to make ya go crazy.
Anybody ever been behind on old person when they put on thier left hand turn signal and then they make a right hand turn. That happened to me last week to and almost wrecked my caddy. I think it was just a bad driving week and it all boiled down to that one last straw.



Mav

 

[BULK_CITY]

If you had not been behind her by 1 car you may have been pissed off enough to throw that big gulp into her car and possibly strike her with it in the process. I'm not saying you would have, but even though she was a cunt who cut you off and then flipped you off, you would have been the one dragged off in handcuffs for assault. My point is to always try to have the presence of mind to realize what your actions could cost you. Thousands of dollars in lawyers fees, a criminal record, and possible jail time and loss of job, etc. Again I'm not saying that was your intention, but the advice stands for everone of us including me. When all is said and done she was the childish asshole and you're still the better person and should'nt consider yourself a victim. Best to just laugh at her skanky ass and drive away.

hahah yea ok, thats one of those things that, yes, its possible to get charged, but in reality it is VERY unlikely. I've done shit much worse than that in high school (driving back from lunch with crazy friends) and at worst they have followed us back and yelled at us. What is she gonna do? get his plates and call the cops saying "a man threw a cup of soda and hit my arm" then they go track him down? yea ok

better not jay walk either!! walk the extra 300 yards to the crosswalk lol

 

[BULK_CITY]

mav- I would have done the exact same thing, except I would have actually hit the car more lol

as for road rage I used to have it BAD... not so much anymore b/c i am doing some psychology crap to elimnate negativeity in my life (works well). If someone cut me off or did shitty driving in front of me I would honk and hold my horn for like 2 minutes straight. I did this once and a guy pulled over and wanted to fight me LMAO i just kept driving by and yelled "LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE"

Another time a guy held up 20+ cars on a 2 lane street to make a left turn when you couldnt make one (sign said no left turns) so I eventually made it into the other lane (lot of traffic) and got next to him, honked, leaned out and yelled "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER" in the middle of the day (lot of people around)

I show no mercy when I drive b/c I hold myself to a higher standard when I drive (I like to think I'm a nascar caliber driver on the roads lol)

 

[jig]

didn't mean to laugh mav, but damn! it was funny. I have done the same thing back 8 months ago. snapped! 4:00 in the morning, going to work and this car was right on my ass.. I mean right on my ass so that all I could see was the trunk lid. (it was a honda and I was in my 4x4) I put up with it for about 3 miles
then gave um a brake job! so after I did this the kid stays on my ass and is going back and fourth about just inches from my bumper.. at this time we are in a 25mph zone.. I slam my brakes on, whip my door open and jump outta my truck in the middle of the road.. he drives around me, I drive the trunk of his car and said, come on motherfucker! it was a bunch of kids.. I felt stupid afterwards but oh well.. I'm over it now.. I will tell ya I WAS out of control there for a minute!

jig