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Ok so I've been on two diet products...Do Not Poo and Do Act Cup for 4 days now and the Do Not Poo diet product makes me sweat a lot, especially at night. Well last night I had my massive fan two feet away from my face my ceiling fan on fast. I wrapped my GF around a separate cover (the girl gives off heat that you can fucking cook with) and had a different cover covering her with some of it on me (not covering me but one leg under one leg over thing).
Anyways, I wake up at the middle of the night and I thought I had wet myself. I seriously did because the last 3 nights wasn't this and I was wet for two to all the way to my head and the wetness was spread out like pee. So I jump out of the bed with night heart going at a billion times a minute touching everything to see how wet they are. My girl friend wakes up and I immediately told her to go back to sleep and that I was just going to the bathroom. I was freaking the FUCK OUT!!! I looked like fresh pee, it woke me up as soon as I felt the wetness, it was worm, and I had to pee so I guessed that I stopped myself as soon as I woke up. I didn't know what to do. How the hell was I going to tell this girl that I did not wet my bed with her in it? And what happens when we break up...Holy, shit!
So I did what was next. I put my nose on the bed and smelled EVERYTHING like a damn police dog and thank god it did not smell like pee. Let me tell you. If your EVER going to use the Do Not Poo diet do not ever have a girl or anybody else in your room. Shit is not fun to explain. Thank God my girl knows I sweat a lot and I told her this stuff was thermogenic.
TL;Dr I thought I had done a legendary bed-wetting while my GF was in my bed but it turned out to be just a lot of sweat from the Do Not Poo diet product.
Anyways, I wake up at the middle of the night and I thought I had wet myself. I seriously did because the last 3 nights wasn't this and I was wet for two to all the way to my head and the wetness was spread out like pee. So I jump out of the bed with night heart going at a billion times a minute touching everything to see how wet they are. My girl friend wakes up and I immediately told her to go back to sleep and that I was just going to the bathroom. I was freaking the FUCK OUT!!! I looked like fresh pee, it woke me up as soon as I felt the wetness, it was worm, and I had to pee so I guessed that I stopped myself as soon as I woke up. I didn't know what to do. How the hell was I going to tell this girl that I did not wet my bed with her in it? And what happens when we break up...Holy, shit!
So I did what was next. I put my nose on the bed and smelled EVERYTHING like a damn police dog and thank god it did not smell like pee. Let me tell you. If your EVER going to use the Do Not Poo diet do not ever have a girl or anybody else in your room. Shit is not fun to explain. Thank God my girl knows I sweat a lot and I told her this stuff was thermogenic.
TL;Dr I thought I had done a legendary bed-wetting while my GF was in my bed but it turned out to be just a lot of sweat from the Do Not Poo diet product.
