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You haven't trained hard enough unless...

method2madness

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I'll keep it simple. You haven't trained hard enough unless you've passed gas hard, nearly or actually sh-t your pants while training legs. I'll admit to passing gas VERY LOUDLY, but not the other two. You're turn, volunteer you're thoughts and have fun!(y)
 

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Until your head is bleeding. Doing squats my nose would bleed. I also had pimples up in my hair blow out and bleed all over. Guys would come up and say "dude, your head is bleeding!"

A guy I knew had his nose bleed doing just curls once. Shot out like a hose.
 

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Shits not heavy if you can hear or think after the set.
 

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Lets admit it guys. He pretty much locked it up on the first post.

Unless you actually shit your pants mid sumo squat, you wont beat this.
 

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Lets admit it guys. He pretty much locked it up on the first post.

Unless you actually shit your pants mid sumo squat, you wont beat this.
Know of a lady that pissed her pants squatting. I guess its not that uncommon when they get older.
 

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It doesn't count unless it's leg press maldorf. Everyone knows that. Ha.


Know of a lady that pissed her pants squatting. I guess its not that uncommon when they get older.
 

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You haven't trained hard unless you have had someone run over to you thinking you are injured on the floor (happened to me the other week).
 

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You haven't trained hard unless you have had someone run over to you thinking you are injured on the floor (happened to me the other week).
Did you feel light-headed because you had not eaten enough cheeseburgers that day?
 

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Did you feel light-headed because you had not eaten enough cheeseburgers that day?
No more double cheeseburgers for me :D Although I did have a nice burger a few days ago but just 1 burger... not my usual 4 :D I was going to try and be funny and write a seizure but the guy just thought I was injured in some way. It was after a drop set of leg extensions.
 

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You puke or have left gym only to lay in ur truck in parking lot for a half hour cause ur too pumped to sit up and drive
Lol. Yeah, I once puked all over the inside of my windshield while driving home from the gym after doing legs.
 

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Doing forced 100 mile march full pack, carrying M60 . Supporting your brother as well. Fk the bs squats Easy day
 

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You haven’t trained hard if you haven’t had a little snot shoot out of your nose during a squat or dead...
 

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True story: I once shat myself doing cardio on an elliptical and it was quite a lot as well :eek: Luckily I was the only one in the gym and I live 2 houses next to the gym so I didn't have to ruin my car seat. I since then stopped doing cardio lol
 

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