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Saw this while searching the Web..
I found it funny, thought I would share it with the board. I'm guessing it's already been posted (several times) before now.
You may be a meathead if....
1. Your Twitter profile features a picture of you with your shirt off
2. You wear sleeveless shirts to the gym and cross your arms to make your biceps look bigger
3. You monopolize the squat rack at the gym for twenty-minutes to do four different variations of straight bar curls
4. You know more than three variations of straight bar curls
5. You’ve ever worked out wearing an Affliction, Ed Hardy or Tap-Out t-shirt
6. You consider the Hammer Strength Incline Chest Press a free-weight exercise
7. You think activation work involves doing push-ups in your bedroom while you get ready to go out
8. Your licenses plate is “GTL.”
9. You think rhythmic stabilization has something to do with sex in the shower
10. You recognize Monday as International Chest Day
11. You save Legs for Friday
12. You assume that whenever you see a girl in the weight room she’s either lost, or looking specifically for you to give her crappy advice on working out
13. You consider doing abs, calves, and forearms a legitimate full-body workout
14. You’ve put any of the following items in your protein shake because you
though it would help you to get more jacked – raw eggs, bacon, baby formula, half a sleeve of Oreos, a Cadbury Egg, a shot of Crown Royal, or a PowerBar
15. You own a stocking hat with a visor
16. You’ve used an EZ-Curl bar in the last three years
17. You say things like “I’m doing me” and “get at me bro”
18. You’ve ever snuck a container of brown rice and chicken breast into a movie theater
19. You consider wearing white sweatpants getting dressed up
20. You take pictures of your abs with your cell phone and post them on your Facebook page to see how many “Likes” you get
21. You raise your arms over your head to make your abs look more defined before you take a picture of them with your cell phone and post it to Facebook
22. You’ve ever used the word “sick” to describe your lats
23. You’ve ever asked another guy to punch you in the stomach to prove how tough you are
24. You work at GNC for the discount
25. You’ve never kept a workout journal to gauge progress, preferring instead to do whatever you feel like that day and justify it by saying it’s “muscle confusion”
26. You have a Vin Diesel poster in your room
27. You carry a gallon of water around the gym, but still find reasons to hover around the water fountain like a rescue helicopter
28. Your name is Dom, Vinny, or Paulie
29. You think barbell squats are a variation of the Smith Machine Squat
30. You’re tan, it’s February, and you don’t live in Florida
31. You’ve used the term “rear delts” in a conversation more than ten times
32. You can deadlift nine times your bodyweight
33. You’ve watched Pumping Iron more than eight times
34. You take more than seven “supplements” a day
35. You consider anything over six reps cardio
36. You’ve had a subscription to FLEX Magazine for more than five years
37. You do more than four exercises for your triceps
38. You rest for more than three minutes between sets
39. You’ve identified at least two things on this list that you’ve done in the last week
40. You go to the gym more than once a day
I found it funny, thought I would share it with the board. I'm guessing it's already been posted (several times) before now.
You may be a meathead if....
1. Your Twitter profile features a picture of you with your shirt off
2. You wear sleeveless shirts to the gym and cross your arms to make your biceps look bigger
3. You monopolize the squat rack at the gym for twenty-minutes to do four different variations of straight bar curls
4. You know more than three variations of straight bar curls
5. You’ve ever worked out wearing an Affliction, Ed Hardy or Tap-Out t-shirt
6. You consider the Hammer Strength Incline Chest Press a free-weight exercise
7. You think activation work involves doing push-ups in your bedroom while you get ready to go out
8. Your licenses plate is “GTL.”
9. You think rhythmic stabilization has something to do with sex in the shower
10. You recognize Monday as International Chest Day
11. You save Legs for Friday
12. You assume that whenever you see a girl in the weight room she’s either lost, or looking specifically for you to give her crappy advice on working out
13. You consider doing abs, calves, and forearms a legitimate full-body workout
14. You’ve put any of the following items in your protein shake because you
though it would help you to get more jacked – raw eggs, bacon, baby formula, half a sleeve of Oreos, a Cadbury Egg, a shot of Crown Royal, or a PowerBar
15. You own a stocking hat with a visor
16. You’ve used an EZ-Curl bar in the last three years
17. You say things like “I’m doing me” and “get at me bro”
18. You’ve ever snuck a container of brown rice and chicken breast into a movie theater
19. You consider wearing white sweatpants getting dressed up
20. You take pictures of your abs with your cell phone and post them on your Facebook page to see how many “Likes” you get
21. You raise your arms over your head to make your abs look more defined before you take a picture of them with your cell phone and post it to Facebook
22. You’ve ever used the word “sick” to describe your lats
23. You’ve ever asked another guy to punch you in the stomach to prove how tough you are
24. You work at GNC for the discount
25. You’ve never kept a workout journal to gauge progress, preferring instead to do whatever you feel like that day and justify it by saying it’s “muscle confusion”
26. You have a Vin Diesel poster in your room
27. You carry a gallon of water around the gym, but still find reasons to hover around the water fountain like a rescue helicopter
28. Your name is Dom, Vinny, or Paulie
29. You think barbell squats are a variation of the Smith Machine Squat
30. You’re tan, it’s February, and you don’t live in Florida
31. You’ve used the term “rear delts” in a conversation more than ten times
32. You can deadlift nine times your bodyweight
33. You’ve watched Pumping Iron more than eight times
34. You take more than seven “supplements” a day
35. You consider anything over six reps cardio
36. You’ve had a subscription to FLEX Magazine for more than five years
37. You do more than four exercises for your triceps
38. You rest for more than three minutes between sets
39. You’ve identified at least two things on this list that you’ve done in the last week
40. You go to the gym more than once a day