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You may be a Meathead if....

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Saw this while searching the Web..
I found it funny, thought I would share it with the board. I'm guessing it's already been posted (several times) before now.


You may be a meathead if....

1. Your Twitter profile features a picture of you with your shirt off

2. You wear sleeveless shirts to the gym and cross your arms to make your biceps look bigger

3. You monopolize the squat rack at the gym for twenty-minutes to do four different variations of straight bar curls

4. You know more than three variations of straight bar curls

5. You’ve ever worked out wearing an Affliction, Ed Hardy or Tap-Out t-shirt

6. You consider the Hammer Strength Incline Chest Press a free-weight exercise

7. You think activation work involves doing push-ups in your bedroom while you get ready to go out

8. Your licenses plate is “GTL.”

9. You think rhythmic stabilization has something to do with sex in the shower

10. You recognize Monday as International Chest Day

11. You save Legs for Friday

12. You assume that whenever you see a girl in the weight room she’s either lost, or looking specifically for you to give her crappy advice on working out

13. You consider doing abs, calves, and forearms a legitimate full-body workout

14. You’ve put any of the following items in your protein shake because you
though it would help you to get more jacked – raw eggs, bacon, baby formula, half a sleeve of Oreos, a Cadbury Egg, a shot of Crown Royal, or a PowerBar

15. You own a stocking hat with a visor

16. You’ve used an EZ-Curl bar in the last three years

17. You say things like “I’m doing me” and “get at me bro”

18. You’ve ever snuck a container of brown rice and chicken breast into a movie theater

19. You consider wearing white sweatpants getting dressed up

20. You take pictures of your abs with your cell phone and post them on your Facebook page to see how many “Likes” you get

21. You raise your arms over your head to make your abs look more defined before you take a picture of them with your cell phone and post it to Facebook

22. You’ve ever used the word “sick” to describe your lats

23. You’ve ever asked another guy to punch you in the stomach to prove how tough you are

24. You work at GNC for the discount

25. You’ve never kept a workout journal to gauge progress, preferring instead to do whatever you feel like that day and justify it by saying it’s “muscle confusion”

26. You have a Vin Diesel poster in your room

27. You carry a gallon of water around the gym, but still find reasons to hover around the water fountain like a rescue helicopter

28. Your name is Dom, Vinny, or Paulie

29. You think barbell squats are a variation of the Smith Machine Squat

30. You’re tan, it’s February, and you don’t live in Florida

31. You’ve used the term “rear delts” in a conversation more than ten times

32. You can deadlift nine times your bodyweight

33. You’ve watched Pumping Iron more than eight times

34. You take more than seven “supplements” a day

35. You consider anything over six reps cardio

36. You’ve had a subscription to FLEX Magazine for more than five years

37. You do more than four exercises for your triceps

38. You rest for more than three minutes between sets

39. You’ve identified at least two things on this list that you’ve done in the last week

40. You go to the gym more than once a day
 
Oh shit #30 its almost Feb Im tan in Oregon
 
lol guess im one...
 
Not even funny. Being a meathead is a compliment.

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Looks like I may be one...
 
14. You’ve put any of the following items in your protein shake because you
though it would help you to get more jacked – raw eggs, bacon, baby formula, half a sleeve of Oreos, a Cadbury Egg, a shot of Crown Royal, or a PowerBar

now you know my secret :(
 
I can only use the ez bar for curls because I have strained ligaments and the straight bar aggravates it too much. I guess I'm a smart meat head then with an IQ of 130, lol. :p Oh wait, smart and meathead don't go together. :eek:
 
Dang! Guess I'm a meathead. Could be worse things I guess.
 
#41)Planet Fitness commercials actually bother You.
#42)You think Physique is bad for the sport

Let's see how many Bros those 2 bother LOL
 
43. you go on to BB.com in public
 
You know and use the term "bro science"...

Although some of the above ones are more specific towards "Guido Meatheads"
 
this reminded me of the time i had to argue with a guy doing pushups in the squat rack
 
lmao, too funny. just curious tho seems to be the fashion statement now or should i say been the fashion statement in the gym is the "chong" as my wife calls it. its the shirt that gets the sides cut almost completly off of it. where u can see everything from the shoulder all the way to the waist. cracks me up.
 
at least in my area, them you have the hardcore 'chongers" who where it in 40 degree weather whenever that rarely happens.
 
lmao, too funny. just curious tho seems to be the fashion statement now or should i say been the fashion statement in the gym is the "chong" as my wife calls it. its the shirt that gets the sides cut almost completly off of it. where u can see everything from the shoulder all the way to the waist. cracks me up.

Cool! There's a name for it!

So, "Dude IS a Chong" or "Is WEARING a Chong?"
I guess it stands for Chest-Thong? What's correct in case I run across one?

I've just used "Chode" up to now.
 
lmao, too funny. just curious tho seems to be the fashion statement now or should i say been the fashion statement in the gym is the "chong" as my wife calls it. its the shirt that gets the sides cut almost completly off of it. where u can see everything from the shoulder all the way to the waist. cracks me up.

I think it's even more funny when they wear a wife beater underneath the cut up t-shirt. It's like they're ALMOST at chonger status but not quite there yet.
 
FYI #24 for any returns they have, they throw it in the garbage. If you know someone who works there, you can get free stuff if you can get them to leave it out back for you.
 

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