You may be a Meathead if....

[ThaDude]

Saw this while searching the Web..
I found it funny, thought I would share it with the board. I'm guessing it's already been posted (several times) before now.


You may be a meathead if....

1. Your Twitter profile features a picture of you with your shirt off

2. You wear sleeveless shirts to the gym and cross your arms to make your biceps look bigger

3. You monopolize the squat rack at the gym for twenty-minutes to do four different variations of straight bar curls

4. You know more than three variations of straight bar curls

5. You’ve ever worked out wearing an Affliction, Ed Hardy or Tap-Out t-shirt

6. You consider the Hammer Strength Incline Chest Press a free-weight exercise

7. You think activation work involves doing push-ups in your bedroom while you get ready to go out

8. Your licenses plate is “GTL.”

9. You think rhythmic stabilization has something to do with sex in the shower

10. You recognize Monday as International Chest Day

11. You save Legs for Friday

12. You assume that whenever you see a girl in the weight room she’s either lost, or looking specifically for you to give her crappy advice on working out

13. You consider doing abs, calves, and forearms a legitimate full-body workout

14. You’ve put any of the following items in your protein shake because you
though it would help you to get more jacked – raw eggs, bacon, baby formula, half a sleeve of Oreos, a Cadbury Egg, a shot of Crown Royal, or a PowerBar

15. You own a stocking hat with a visor

16. You’ve used an EZ-Curl bar in the last three years

17. You say things like “I’m doing me” and “get at me bro”

18. You’ve ever snuck a container of brown rice and chicken breast into a movie theater

19. You consider wearing white sweatpants getting dressed up

20. You take pictures of your abs with your cell phone and post them on your Facebook page to see how many “Likes” you get

21. You raise your arms over your head to make your abs look more defined before you take a picture of them with your cell phone and post it to Facebook

22. You’ve ever used the word “sick” to describe your lats

23. You’ve ever asked another guy to punch you in the stomach to prove how tough you are

24. You work at GNC for the discount

25. You’ve never kept a workout journal to gauge progress, preferring instead to do whatever you feel like that day and justify it by saying it’s “muscle confusion”

26. You have a Vin Diesel poster in your room

27. You carry a gallon of water around the gym, but still find reasons to hover around the water fountain like a rescue helicopter

28. Your name is Dom, Vinny, or Paulie

29. You think barbell squats are a variation of the Smith Machine Squat

30. You’re tan, it’s February, and you don’t live in Florida

31. You’ve used the term “rear delts” in a conversation more than ten times

32. You can deadlift nine times your bodyweight

33. You’ve watched Pumping Iron more than eight times

34. You take more than seven “supplements” a day

35. You consider anything over six reps cardio

36. You’ve had a subscription to FLEX Magazine for more than five years

37. You do more than four exercises for your triceps

38. You rest for more than three minutes between sets

39. You’ve identified at least two things on this list that you’ve done in the last week

40. You go to the gym more than once a day

Damn I'm a meathead lol! This is some funny shit.

 

[PitbullTank]

Tha CHONGERSSSSS!!!!! OMFGGG!!! Coffee outta my dam nose rite now! HAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.... thought I waz tha only 1 who noticed that wak ass shit.. (Altho u deffff kno that more than one person reading this wears tho, and will now re-think ther cool idea) lmao

 

[fstr03svtcobra]

#41)Planet Fitness commercials actually bother You.
#42)You think Physique is bad for the sport

Let's see how many Bros those 2 bother LOL

Can't tell you how many times, I've been in the car in the morning when one of those obnoxious planet fitness commercials comes on and says something like "if you refer to steroids as breakfast, this is not your gym" and just ten minutes before getting in the car actually had the breakfast of champions LOL. Hell yea. :headbang:

 

[mrmtg1990]

Thats some funny chit!

 

[MightyJohn]

#??)If You plan to watch the movie"Pain and Gain" in theatres...You're probably a meathead

 

[Jello]

If you can count by 45 faster than anyone you know...........

 

[renewlyf]

lmao, too funny. just curious tho seems to be the fashion statement now or should i say been the fashion statement in the gym is the "chong" as my wife calls it. its the shirt that gets the sides cut almost completly off of it. where u can see everything from the shoulder all the way to the waist. cracks me up.

Cool I'm going to modify all my Tap Out and Affliction shirts into chongs!!
I'll be the coolest meathead flexing my rear delts between sets of curls in the squat rack!! :headbang:

 

[Bertucci]

lmao, too funny. just curious tho seems to be the fashion statement now or should i say been the fashion statement in the gym is the "chong" as my wife calls it. its the shirt that gets the sides cut almost completly off of it. where u can see everything from the shoulder all the way to the waist. cracks me up.

Those are called 'cutoffs' by my generation. Stupid as fuck.