You might be a bodybuilder if.....

[Jeremy24]

Whne you know more about drugs than your local pharmacist

 

[goonstopher]

You go to the doctor and tell them where the best injection spot on your shoulder is when they try to give you a vaccination.

 

[richiec]

When you ask the doctor if you can administer the shot yourself because you don't want to mess up the "rotation"

When you have trouble wiping your ass because your lats get in the way

You can't tie your shoes because you don't want to bend over because legs are tomorrow

 

[doc]

when you walk up to the register with three hot rotisserie chickens and the cashier is wondering if they're all for you

when you look at the grocery basket next to you and scoff because of all their "poor food choices"

 

[Bigcheese]

... If you push a shopping cart with a thumbless grip...

LMAO.... Holy shit! My Girlfriend pointed out to me last week that I do this ! I had no idea! LOL

BC

 

[MurroGen]

If you have ever gotten pissed when someone has said you look like you've lost weight.

LOL!!! I can relate.

A lot of these are funny and too true.

 

[Pit]

I push my self propelled lawn mower just to get some cardio on the weekends.

 

[Dado5]

you might be a body builder if having juice with breakfast involves sticking a needle in your ass

 

[treny]

If you hear the name Jay Cutler and think Mr. Olympia- you might be a bodybuilder (Sorry all, the rest of America would say you were talking about a football player- I think.)

I was at a contest and was talking to my buddy about jay cuttler was around 5.6 or so tall and a dude looks around and said Jay's over 6 foot tall..

 

[mo chuisle]

Wait - are you saying there are people who think these things AREN'T normal?!?!

 

[doc]

if you put on a football jersey and people ask if you're wearing pads

 

[packing_it_on]

This thread is gold, Chef. :od-smil

-Pack

 

[malcom young]

Your 6 year old refers to you as the FARTMEISTER!

 

[biggreenstacks]

Great

This was outstanding, f word awesome.:headbang:

 

[Stylz]

-When you're at a party and someone asks you if they can make you a drink and whey isolate is the first thing that comes to mind