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Guys: If you look forward to teaching your daughter how to shave her legs just like daddy- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you can quote the protein content of a can of tuna fish to the second decimal point- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever used the words “sore” and “felt good” in the same sentence- you might be a bodybuilder
If you can identify Arnold Schwarzenegger from a picture showing only his calves- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you were ever late for work because the time flew by while you were posing in front of the mirror- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever took your clothes off in the restroom at work to check on your conditioning- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you can have a conversation lasting ten minutes or longer about essential amino acids- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever thought about flexing while standing in a police line up- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you diet down for your honey moon- you might be a bodybuilder
If you hear the name Jay Cutler and think Mr. Olympia- you might be a bodybuilder (Sorry all, the rest of America would say you were talking about a football player- I think.)
If you ever moved something really heavy, put it down and then picked it up again with your other arm to make sure your symmetry doesn’t suffer- you might be a bodybuilder
If you have conversations about how many grams of protein you’ve had for the day- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever brought your own food in Tupperware to a family dinner/wedding/restaurant- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you think that Tupperware is the greatest human invention after Hammer Strength Machines- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you know the exact circumference of your right bicep- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you think carrying 15% bodyfat qualifies you as a fat bastard- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you shave and drop your carbs slightly before going to the doctor’s office because you know you’ll have to take your shirt off- you might be a bodybuilder.
Ladies: If you complain to your girlfriends that you are holding water and it is blurring the definition in your abs, and they come after you with pitchforks and lighted torches- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever took chicken breasts to the movie theater so you wouldn’t miss a meal- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever got strange stares after asking for sodium free popcorn at the local movie theater- you might be a bodybuilder.
If a Foreman grill is a must for your carry on luggage- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you buy clothes at a particular department store because the lighting in the changing room makes you look ripped- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever worried that you were burning too many calories while standing in line- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever passed gas and birds started their migration early- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you don’t see anything wrong with using Ziploc bags as food containers- you might be a bodybuilder.
If your kid hits a front double biceps shot when someone points a camera and says “Pose!”- you might be a bodybuilder (Guilty on that one too.)
If ‘whey’ is not something that you only hear in nursery rhymes involving a little girl named Muppet- you might be a bodybuilder.
If anyone ever asked you if you had a degree in biochemistry after you explained to them what they should eat after a workout- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever felt left out at the annual office party because they didn’t have any sodium free skinless chicken breasts on the menu- you might be a bodybuilder.
If your idea of a dream vacation involves access to an on demand barbecue grill- you might be a bodybuilder.
When your chest is bigger than your girlfriends – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you refuse a slice of your own birthday cake – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you take more pills than your grandmother- you might be a bodybuilder.
When you schedule your college classes around your workout – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you leave a party to eat meal 6- you might be a bodybuilder.
When you pump up because you know you will have to take your shirt off at the doctor’s office- you might be a bodybuilder.
When you switch hands while brushing your teeth, just so your left arm gets the same workout as your right arm for purposes of maintaining symmetry – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you spend more time in a fitting room looking at yourself without clothes than you do while wearing the clothes that you went in to try on in the first place – you might be a bodybuilder.
You don’t want to marry a petite woman because your afraid of her “bad” genetics- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you can quote the protein content of a can of tuna fish to the second decimal point- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever used the words “sore” and “felt good” in the same sentence- you might be a bodybuilder
If you can identify Arnold Schwarzenegger from a picture showing only his calves- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you were ever late for work because the time flew by while you were posing in front of the mirror- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever took your clothes off in the restroom at work to check on your conditioning- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you can have a conversation lasting ten minutes or longer about essential amino acids- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever thought about flexing while standing in a police line up- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you diet down for your honey moon- you might be a bodybuilder
If you hear the name Jay Cutler and think Mr. Olympia- you might be a bodybuilder (Sorry all, the rest of America would say you were talking about a football player- I think.)
If you ever moved something really heavy, put it down and then picked it up again with your other arm to make sure your symmetry doesn’t suffer- you might be a bodybuilder
If you have conversations about how many grams of protein you’ve had for the day- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever brought your own food in Tupperware to a family dinner/wedding/restaurant- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you think that Tupperware is the greatest human invention after Hammer Strength Machines- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you know the exact circumference of your right bicep- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you think carrying 15% bodyfat qualifies you as a fat bastard- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you shave and drop your carbs slightly before going to the doctor’s office because you know you’ll have to take your shirt off- you might be a bodybuilder.
Ladies: If you complain to your girlfriends that you are holding water and it is blurring the definition in your abs, and they come after you with pitchforks and lighted torches- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever took chicken breasts to the movie theater so you wouldn’t miss a meal- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever got strange stares after asking for sodium free popcorn at the local movie theater- you might be a bodybuilder.
If a Foreman grill is a must for your carry on luggage- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you buy clothes at a particular department store because the lighting in the changing room makes you look ripped- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever worried that you were burning too many calories while standing in line- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever passed gas and birds started their migration early- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you don’t see anything wrong with using Ziploc bags as food containers- you might be a bodybuilder.
If your kid hits a front double biceps shot when someone points a camera and says “Pose!”- you might be a bodybuilder (Guilty on that one too.)
If ‘whey’ is not something that you only hear in nursery rhymes involving a little girl named Muppet- you might be a bodybuilder.
If anyone ever asked you if you had a degree in biochemistry after you explained to them what they should eat after a workout- you might be a bodybuilder.
If you ever felt left out at the annual office party because they didn’t have any sodium free skinless chicken breasts on the menu- you might be a bodybuilder.
If your idea of a dream vacation involves access to an on demand barbecue grill- you might be a bodybuilder.
When your chest is bigger than your girlfriends – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you refuse a slice of your own birthday cake – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you take more pills than your grandmother- you might be a bodybuilder.
When you schedule your college classes around your workout – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you leave a party to eat meal 6- you might be a bodybuilder.
When you pump up because you know you will have to take your shirt off at the doctor’s office- you might be a bodybuilder.
When you switch hands while brushing your teeth, just so your left arm gets the same workout as your right arm for purposes of maintaining symmetry – you might be a bodybuilder.
When you spend more time in a fitting room looking at yourself without clothes than you do while wearing the clothes that you went in to try on in the first place – you might be a bodybuilder.
You don’t want to marry a petite woman because your afraid of her “bad” genetics- you might be a bodybuilder.
