Your Momma So Stupid...

[K1]

...She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's!

Sorry...Just had to

 

[FrancisK]

Hahaha someone is bored and in a good mood tonight....

All my best jokes are extra racist so....

 

[Samson250]

..she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent!

 

[MrX]

your momma's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl

 

[johnjuanb1]

Yo mama so stupid... she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes

 

[gungalunga]

I am seriously having memory flashbacks of watching the TV show "Welcome Back Kotter" when I was a kid from reading this thread. "Yo Momma so fat.....when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house..... "

 

[Delt123]

Your momma is so stupid she calls her son a motherfucker

 

[Gators]

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

 

[FrancisK]

Okay fine...

Yo momma so fat anytime she wear a red dress everyone on the street yells out “KOOL AID”

 

[pheenix]

Your momma so ugly, she has to go trick or treating over the phone

 

[pheenix]

Your momma so old, she has Jesus's cell number

 

[pheenix]

Your momma so old, they dont call her mommy, they call her mummy

 

[pimpman]

Yo mama so old she knew buger king when he was a prince

 

[mike036]

Your mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused

 

[gnosis]

Lol Reggie from Nutty Professor...

"Yo mama's so fat...she went to Sizzler and got a group discount"

 

[bad rad]

Yo momma so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck.

 

[maldorf]

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

 

[pheenix]

Yo momma so fat, when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

 

[pheenix]

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

[cheloz28]

Yo momma so fat, she sells shade at the beach.