Your Momma So Stupid...

[cheloz28]

Yo momma so fat, she sells shade at the beach.

 

[Tomgrass]

Your momma is so stupid that she tought that she forgot to turn off the light in the fridge

 

[J4CKT]

You're mama so fat she plays pool with the planets!

 

[heavyhitter]

Your mama so fat....the zoning board called and said she’s going to have to install a second butthole

 

[EWRECK]

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.

 

[Dave Perez]

I am seriously having memory flashbacks of watching the TV show "Welcome Back Kotter" when I was a kid from reading this thread. "Yo Momma so fat.....when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house..... "

Up your nose with a rubber hose

 

[Zarati]

Yo moma so fat, she needs to join professionalmuscle and ask how to cut 200 pounds of fat with tren and clen

 

[heavyhitter]

Yo moma so fat, she needs to join professionalmuscle and ask how to cut 200 pounds of fat with tren and clen

Hey man....don’t be so hard on little slice

 

[maldorf]

Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

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[maldorf]

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.

 

[Deleted member 121863]

Yo mamma such a whore, its like lotto, all you need is a dollar and a dream

 

[FIRE0808]

Your momma so stupid, she went to Dr Dre for a pap smear!

 

[pupu]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.