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HE made the man get out and told him to pop the trunk. In there they found some turtle wax, which he used as lube to pound old dude in the butt. He left the wife alone.
He got 10 years for it
HE made the man get out and told him to pop the trunk. In there they found some turtle wax, which he used as lube to pound old dude in the butt. He left the wife alone.
He got 10 years for it
Sounds like the county lock up was worse than federal. We had another member on here awhile back say just that. He felt there were more fights and the conditions were much worse in county. Can you elaborate more on that? Most of us that have never been in trouble think that federal is the worst because that is where the "hardened criminals" go. It sounds like at county there isn't as much oversight by the guards and that a lot more trouble develops.
If you get busted importing steroids from overseas it's automatically Federal.
Friend of mine got busted twice, first time they just slapped his wrist and gave him a year probation. Second time he did a year and a day at a Federal minimum security camp. He said it was like being on vacation with no worries or responsibilities for a year. They all had low paying jobs where they actually got paid into an account they held for you. They had a full gym with tons of free weights (only federal, it's state they took the weights away) Fucking treadmill, bikes the works. They had jogging tracks, beautiful baseball fields, basket ball courts, regulation Bocci Ball courts, Horse shoe pits, flag football teams, Ultimate frisbee teams, nice library, and tons of college and vocation courses. You could leave there with a brand new commercial drivers license, or actually get a license in electrical, plumbing, or complete many college certifications. Place had it's own electrical dept, plumbing dept, landscaping dept, metal shop, wood shop, and much more. Many people (even the inmates) thought that this was not jail!
I guess it's still loss of freedom though.
Many years ago Barbara Walters did a show on Fed minimum security camps and said it was a waste of taxpayers money. Nothing changed though.
ah, op wants that five finger fodder prison erotica.
the fuck kinda thread is this.
...it almost sounds as if he .... might be going to prison.
Thanks for the positive thinking.
It is actually all for entertainment purpose.
They have sex with the female prison guards, obviously.
And the female prison guards only really join up for the opportunity for some inmate dick that they can't really get anywhere else. What scrawny white girl in her right white mind would do this job if it wasn't for the BBC cock?
I'm being dead dead serious.
Dang, you make it sound almost like a nice place!!LOL I never knew it was like that. All I know is what I see on the tv and movies where they always make it seem like hell on earth. I do think it is good that inmates can learn a trade and get educated there so that when they get out they can earn some income to take care of themselves.
That's foul as fuck to say. There are plenty of women guards that do a good job and stay out of the way.
Steroids are very hard to come by, if you do see them it's usually orals. Even that is rare.
The weight pits themselves are actually pretty decent. Nothing too advanced but everything you need to get a good free weight workout for sure.
And I guess it depends where your at but guards don't have prisoners fight to the death or any weird shit like that. Back in the day maybe but these days in the age of cameras and such guards and other prison staff are held accountable for their actions.
Heres the deal. The food sucks...but you can buy store if you can afford it. Its still hard to get a lot of protein though. Theres a shitload of drugs. Staff are definitely dirty on a regular basis. Shitloads of fights and violence. Definitely lots of butt sex. Some guys will do whatever when faced with the option of no sex whatsoever. Ive seen fucked up shit. throats cut, eyes gouged out, a guy with a broken broom up his ass and 70 plus stab wounds. Dude cut his cellies dick and balls of with a single razor blade. Od's, hot shots, stabbing, heads crushed with televisions, curb stomps. I saw a guy get his head caved in with an ice block out of a cooler from the rec field
Heres the deal. The food sucks...but you can buy store if you can afford it. Its still hard to get a lot of protein though. Theres a shitload of drugs. Staff are definitely dirty on a regular basis. Shitloads of fights and violence. Definitely lots of butt sex. Some guys will do whatever when faced with the option of no sex whatsoever. Ive seen fucked up shit. throats cut, eyes gouged out, a guy with a broken broom up his ass and 70 plus stab wounds. Dude cut his cellies dick and balls of with a single razor blade. Od's, hot shots, stabbing, heads crushed with televisions, curb stomps. I saw a guy get his head caved in with an ice block out of a cooler from the rec field